The Town Crier (with George Civeris and Sam Taggart)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Well looky who we have here: it's the literal titans of the heterosexual podcasting world, George Civeris and Sam Taggart (Straightiolab). To keep things super duper straight this episode, the gang discuss Reese Witherspoon, owls, Lady Gaga, taking a nice long walk in the fall, and then circling back to Reese Witherspoon again. The aliens also get the BOGO deal of a lifetime with two sets of artifacts rocketing off into space: George's Artifacts: The Final Scene Of The Movie Wild (Film Scene) The Music Video For the Song "Why Go?" by Faithless ft. Estelle (Music Video) Using Leftover Pasta Sauce to Make Shakshuka For Lunch the Next Day (Food Hack) Sam's Artifacts: Lady Gaga Muppet Christmas Special (Audio-Visual) The Feeling When A Guy You Think Is Straight Turns Out To Be Bi (Feeling) Season 3 Episode 7 of HBO's Girls When They Go To The Beach House (TV Episode) Follow George on Instagram and Twitter, follow Sam on Instagram and Twitter, and follow Straightiolab on Instagram and Twitter! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:19.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:26.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.1	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:54.7	Zippy-de-de-d-d-weil-wow-wow-wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-zub-di-di-wwwbi-a-ya-ha-zi-di-pi-pi-ppbu-way-ye-ye-ya-ya-ha-ha-a. Oh-po-way-way-ye.
1:12.6	O'i-a-ha-ha. O'u-la.
1:13.6	Oh, Nis eating fruit snacks.
1:17.0	Any's so crazy.
1:18.3	Casey's also eating fruit snacks.
1:20.0	I thought Casey was just surfing on your fruit snacks.
1:22.6	Yab-dab-doo.
1:25.5	Okay, Fred.
1:28.0	Hey, we got Freddie Flintstone on the pod today.
1:30.5	Whoa.
1:33.1	That was me slipping on a banana peel.
1:35.4	Whoa.
1:36.0	Does that happen to the pinstones?
1:37.8	I don't know, but that's the energy I felt like I was bringing.
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