Verizon The Terrible

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the Titus Reunion Show, and how terrible Verizon is. Old West Dennis makes an appearance.

#TitusPodcast ... because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	AI had the time of my life.
0:07.0	AI never failed this way before.
0:10.0	From building timelines to assigning the right people and even spotting risks,
0:14.0	Monday Sidekick knows your business, thinks ahead, and takes action.
0:19.0	One click on the star and consider it done.
0:21.5	And I owe it all to you.
0:25.2	Try Monday Sidekick.
0:26.7	AI you'll love to use on Monday.com.
0:33.6	Hey, everybody, this is the Highlander.
0:39.6	This episode is brought to you by feels.com.
0:41.7	That's f-e-a-l-s.com.
0:43.9	Also, molecule.com, M-O-L-E-K-U-L-E.
0:48.8	And also, hello-fresh.com.
0:51.2	Wow.
0:51.7	Feel better, breathe better, eat better.
0:53.8	And here's Christopher Titus with the
0:55.1	Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. And boy,
1:00.1	has it been one of those weeks that, well, make you wish for an extinction level event.
1:04.6	Instead of this death by a thousand morons daily, you know, I'd rather just end humanity
1:09.2	with one big comment, huh? We've had over
1:11.5	a thousand COVID deaths a day for the last 12 days, yet the total number of debt has only gone up
1:15.9	by a couple thousand. Jared must be in charge of the COVID reporting. Actually, he probably
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