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And now with the Armageddon Update, Rachel Bradley. I'm Rachel Bradley, and this is the Armageddon update. And I need a vacation. I know we're in the middle of a global pandemic, but I am

desperate for a cool breeze, some tasty waves, so I'll be fine. I mean,

we're in a global pandemic, depending on who you're asking. One side sees masses of dead bodies

as a problem. The other side sees it as a distraction. Oh, look, I found a penny. I want to go

somewhere where I can wake up and be handed my coffee.

Thanks, new dad.

And roll onto the beach in an annoyingly coordinated ensemble,

where I will then proceed to never move again,

except to lift my purple drink to my lips,

also handed to me, thanks, Aunt Kathy.

And occasionally flop into a tube with said purple drink and float for hours until my BAC becomes fractions instead of a decimal.

On vacation, my alcohol content frankly hovers around pie.

I want to be with my family because although some of them are arguably mentally disabled, Trump supporters, they're my

family. I had a great aunt. Her name was Janice, who at the time was called mentally retarded.

You don't even want to know what they called Janice's black friend missing a leg who had Down syndrome.

Wow. And Janice peeled and ate sticks of margarine when no one was looking,

and I'm sure even she would make better choices than these idiots.

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