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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

What is the appropriate porch furniture of the day? Judge John Hodgman decides.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.7	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:43.7	This week, Verenda writes, Ryan brings the case against his friend and neighbor, Ali.
0:50.1	Ryan recently moved and has decorated an outside porch area with indoor furniture.
0:55.6	Ali thinks the furniture isn't appropriate for outside use.
0:59.4	Who's right?
1:00.4	Who's wrong?
1:01.4	Only one man can decide.
1:03.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:11.8	It's the Staten Island garbage rats featuring AP Mike, the think, and of course, Tom.
1:26.2	Jesse, you may swear to them in.
1:29.1	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:31.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:35.7	God or whatever?
1:37.7	Yes.
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