A Danderous Precedent

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2013

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Should allergy-prone Mike get allergy shots so his family can indulge their love of fuzzy wuzzy pets?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.1	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:42.9	This week, a danderous precedent.
0:45.8	Mike brings the case against his wife, Christine.
0:48.7	Mike's very allergic to cats and dogs, but Christine hopes to owner furry Pat one day.
0:53.9	She's asked Mike to undergo allergy shots.
0:57.1	Did Mike take one for the team or should the family give up the dream of cute fuzzy
1:02.0	wazies?
1:03.2	Only one man can decide.
1:05.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:09.2	Before you are allowed to swear them in Jesse, you must answer my riddle.
1:13.7	Which creature shuts pie holes on four legs in the morning, on two legs in the afternoon,
1:20.4	and shuts pie holes on three legs in the evening.
1:24.1	If you do not answer correctly, I'm going to strangle and devour you.
1:26.9	Jesse?
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