Seating Arraignment

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2013

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Chris brings the case against his sister-in-law, Jenna. For many years, their extended family has had kids and adults tables at holiday gatherings. Chris thinks that since the kids are all grown up, they should abandon the kids table. Jenna thinks the table should retain its sovereignty. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment.
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0:40.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:42.2	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:43.8	This week, the seating arrangement.
0:45.8	Chris brings the case against his sister-in-law, Jenna.
0:48.4	For many years, their extended family has had both kids and adults tables at holiday gatherings.
0:54.8	These things that since the kids are now all grown up, they should abandon the kids'
0:58.8	table.
0:59.8	Jenna thinks the table should retain its sovereignty.
1:03.2	Who's right?
1:04.2	Who's wrong?
1:05.2	Only one man can decide.
1:07.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:12.2	Behold, a dream came to me in the night and the Lord did shoe all this to me.
1:18.3	And in my dream the Lord was a shadow that walked behind the rows.
1:22.7	And he spoke to me in the words he used to our older brothers years ago.
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