Velma Barfield
Morbid
Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart
4.4 • 100.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to a morbid network podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash. |
| 0:09.0 | And I'm Elena. |
| 0:10.0 | And this is morbid. This is more bit. |
| 0:25.0 | C |
| 0:27.0 | but almost so close to being without. |
| 0:30.0 | So close to being without. |
| 0:32.0 | She sent her test this morning and it had the faintest line and I said well |
| 0:35.4 | we're related anyway and we got back to work and I'm ready to come in. I've done a good job. We isolated the hell out of me right away. I still don't know where I got COVID by the way. I don't go anywhere. |
| 0:48.0 | So there's that. Like you could like we were saying like with the stomach bug you can you might not like a Starbucks cup I know that's what I'm like what the fuck but the good news is no one else got it. Yeah, that's great like no one else got it I think we're good at this point, but I think no one else got it. We isolated the hell out of me right away. |
| 1:06.0 | Smart. I thank goodness for John. Shout out to John. Shout out to John. |
| 1:10.0 | Shout out to Jean into my mother-in-law for being the greatest people ever. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah, we love because, God-dam. |
| 1:16.7 | I know, I felt so bad for you. |
| 1:18.3 | I was in the pool at my all-inclusive resort when you texted me. |
| 1:22.4 | And I was, I sent you a little picture like, oh, that sucks. And I was like, yeah, I'm dying. I felt really bad. You were like, yeah, I just broke my 103 degree fever. I was like, oh, I'm drinking a pina collada, not relatable. |
| 1:35.7 | Watching a little lizard run by. |
| 1:37.4 | Oh my god, there are so many cute little lizards in Aruba. |
| 1:39.7 | A little honeymoon. |
| 1:41.2 | Aruba is beautiful. |
| 1:42.2 | Oh my god, it was so much fun. |
| 1:44.0 | Take me back. |
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