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Morbid

The Mysterious Death of Christina Kettlewell

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4 • 100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

On May 20, 1947, decorated army veteran Jack Kettlewell and his friend Ronald Barrie barely escaped a devastating housefire at Ronald’s cabin along the Severen River in rural Ontario, Canada. One day later, Jack’s twenty-two-year-old wife, Christina Kettlewell, was discovered dead a short distance from the cabin, lying face down in a pool of shallow water and still wearing the pajamas she had on the night of the fire. During the autopsy, it was discovered that Christina’s lungs were clear of smoke and her body was free of any burns or other signs of violence; rather, as unbelievable as it seemed, the cause of death was drowning.  Christina and Jack had married in a secret ceremony held just eight days before the fire, leading many to wonder whether her new husband had something to do with her death. Was it a crime of passion? A calculated murder to cash-in on a life insurance policy? Or was it truly just a tragedy? And what of Ronald Barrie’s presence on the trip? If it was indeed a honeymoon of sorts, why had the young newlyweds brought along a friend?  In the months that followed, Christina Kettlewell’s mysterious death captivated the residents of eastern Canada. With each new day, a piece of the puzzle seemed to fall into place, indicating that the mystery might soon be solved. Yet by mid-summer, a police investigation and the coroner’s inquest had failed to provide an explanation for Christina’s death or a satisfactory conclusion to the case. Today, more than seventy-five years later, the death of Christina Kettlewell remains one of Ontario’s most enduring mysteries. Thank you to the wonderful David White, of the Bring Me the Axe Podcast, for research assistance! References Isai, Vjosa. 2017. What happened to Toronto's 'eight-day bride?'. July 4. Accessed November 27, 2023. https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/what-happened-to-toronto-s-eight-day-bride/article_1a09012b-13fa-5931-b512-7cc331d56ed4.html. Kingston Whig-Standard. 1947. "Coroner's jury to view place bride died." Kingston Whig-Standard, June 25: 1. North Bay Nugget. 1947. "Open verdict is returned in Kettlewell case." North Bay Nugget, June 26: 1. Owen Sound Daily Sun-Times. 1947. "Possibility of suicide in drowning of bride investigated by police." Owen Sound Daily Sun-Times, mAY 23: 1. Sun Times. 1947. "Open verdict is returned by Kettlewell case jury as no decision reached." Sun Times, June 26: 1. —. 1947. "Open verdict is returned by Kettlewell case jury as no decision reached." Sun Times, June 26: 1. Toronto Daily Star. 1947. "Police report distrubance before Christina married." Toronto Daily Star, May 28: 2. —. 1947. "Suicide notes bride's expert tells inquest." Toronto Daily Star, June 20: 1. Windsor Star. 1947. "Police hint at foul play in mystery." Windsor Star, May 22: 1. —. 1947. "Probe for missing cash in honeymoon mystery." Windsor Star, May 26: 1. —. 1947. "Statement of Ronald Barrie reveals some strange events." Windsor Star, June 21: 8.

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You're listening to a morbid network podcast.

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Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash, and I'm Elena.

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And this is morbid.

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This is morbid and I bit her lip her lip, but it's okay. Actually it's bleeding, but we all float on.

0:34.0

Oh, I try.

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I try to sound like the song, but I just sounded cry, cry.

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You sounded perfect.

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We all float on all right.

0:41.0

Oh, and I almost just knocked over Caesar dressing.

0:44.0

This is just the best.

0:45.0

I know sorry I didn't cover that.

0:46.4

We did a thing today and by we, Alina, did it.

0:50.0

Yeah.

0:51.0

Say it.

0:52.0

Here's the thing. I wasn't, I wasn't ready to share this with the world, but I guess oh you don't have to.

0:55.0

No, we don't have to be a dick. What if we just don't say it? That's it.

0:58.0

Okay, so this story no, just kidding.

1:01.0

So very quickly before we start this, don't work.

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We just have to start off with like a fun little thing.

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We're eating mozzarella sticks.

1:09.0

I fancy myself a connoisseur of mozzarella sticks. I like dipping

1:16.5

mozzarella sticks. But not just in Marinera. In fact I don't dip them in marinera.

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