Welcome to Our Hen House. This is Mary Ann Sullivan.

And this is Jasmine Singer.

And this week, Jasmine will be speaking once again to one of our favorites, wildly successful comedian Mike Kaplan, who will once again be disproving

the widespread belief that vegans aren't funny. So actually, I don't think I'm that funny.

Actually, I don't think you're that funny. But Mike is actually quite funny. So let's get to that now.

I'm kidding. We have to talk first, don't we? I actually think you're

very funny. For the record, you're one of the funniest people that I know. Hmm, interesting.

Most people find me quite depressing, I think. Well, yeah, but like in a hilarious way.

I want that on my grave, well, if I have an epitaph, if I have a headstone, I don't know what people are going to be doing anymore. But if I have a headstone, I want to say, funny and a depressing way. No, depressing and a funny way. One or the other. Why don't you have it say all of that, or you can make it like a poll and say which of these should I use funny in a depressing

way or depressing in a funny way. I saw on Twitter the other day a picture of a of a gravestone and

it had a recipe on it for I think it was for like chocolate chip cookies. Oh my God. That's pretty funny.

Yeah. Engraved in it. Yeah. I love that so much. That's so funny. You could do vegan chocolate chip cookie. Well, no, not chocolate because I can't eat chocolate. Does everybody out there know the great tragedy of Marianne Sullivan's life that she can't eat chocolate? Well, it's not like of your life because you were able to eat chocolate until very recently. And I sort of think you

still can, but, you know. I think it's possible. I still can, but scares me to try it.

So you did try it. Last year on my birthday, you had some cake. I had a few drinks and I forgot.

And then, and I had some chocolate cake, yeah. And you were fine.

I was fine, yeah.

All right, well, we'll conduct an experiment.

Wait, can I tell you something very important?

I got this new chocolate that's called Evolved and I got the white chocolate and it's like a vegan milk chocolate.

Well, white chocolate and milk chocolate are not the same thing. Right, but this is a milk chocolate that's white and that's like a vegan milk chocolate. Well, white chocolate and milk chocolate are not the same thing.

Right, but this is a milk chocolate that's white and that's vegan.

So far, this makes no sense whatsoever.

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