Hey, The Bird Show.

And it doesn't say voice disguiser, so we'll just put Megan on the phone. Hey, Megan. Hi. Hi, everybody. Do you need a voice disguiser, or are you good? Yeah, I'd like a voice disguiser. I think that's a great idea. Okay. Yeah, I think you're going to get beat up pretty badly. We definitely go on the voice disguiser. Save face for her son. Right. You know, save cool points for him.

So, uh... to get beat up pretty badly. We definitely go on the voice, Schuze. Save face for her son.

Right.

You know, save cool points for him.

So, I guess I gave him kind of a summary of your story, but the floor is yours.

Tell us what's going out with your son and the substandard woman that he asked to the prom.

Well, so my son, it's his junior prom coming up.

And, you know, I've been really, my son's quite popular, actually, and, you know, he's just a great kid.

He's a really great kid.

And I've been waiting to find out who he was going to bring the prom.

And, you know, it's getting later and later, and I hadn't heard anything.

And finally, he came to me and, you know, told me the name of the girl that he asked to prom.

And I didn't recognize the name.

I'd never heard him say it before.

And she's never been around the house or anything.

So I looked her up on Facebook.

Mm-hmm. And I have to say I was a little disappointed.

Why?

She just, you know, she doesn't have very many friends on Facebook. And she's just not very, she's not really involved in a lot of extracurricular

activities.

She's not, you know, tagged in very many of the group photos from class trips or anything

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