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Vault: Would You Do *This* If You Knew You Were Getting Divorced?

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🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Would You Do *This* If You Knew You Were Getting Divorced?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

The Madonna Arod's story just won't go away.

0:04.1

Yeah, Us Weekly is reporting today that a friend of Alex Rodriguez says that he was following for Madonna six months ago, that he was exchanging text messages with her while he was dining in Miami.

0:14.3

He kept smiling and kind of acting like a little kid.

0:16.8

And Arad supposedly told his friend that he was in love with her.

0:20.6

And his friend thought he was kidding, but he wasn't. He also said that she is my blanking soulmate dude. And then we're also hearing that he's throwing an all-star party Monday night in New York City and that Madonna is on the guest list. But we don't really expect her to show up at the club. It's called it 40-40. I wonder if it's more of a rule than it is the exception.

0:39.7

A. Rod's wife, this is a New York Yankee dude. He's a stud baseball player. And he's rich.

0:43.6

I mean, loaded, stupid loaded. Like, he signed two, like, 10-year contracts over his career for, like, $150 million, $200 million each.

0:53.5

Yeah, I think the latest one was around $250 million.

0:55.8

He's the highest paid player in pro baseball.

0:59.5

So let's just assume with endorsements and all that, let's low ball it and say he's worth $500 million.

1:06.3

Low balling it.

1:07.3

Low ball and it, say $500 million.

1:09.7

Well, the rumor is that his wife knew she was going to be filing the papers for the divorce on Tuesday.

1:18.8

So Monday, she goes out on a massive shopping spree.

1:24.2

She did?

1:24.8

She did.

1:25.3

That's what Wendy reported to us yesterday

1:27.9

cynthia's kind of smart cynthia knows man i mean this guys worth 500 million dollars i know i'm

1:32.1

gonna get half of this but before that even happens i'm gonna go out i'm gonna spend some extra

1:35.7

cash before i filed the paper so here's my question for you all are there other women listening

1:40.1

or even men that have been the victim of this that you found found out or you did, you went on the shopping spree.

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