Vault: Does Cosmo Give Accurate Advice About What Men Want?
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.7 | We need specifically guys. |
| 0:05.4 | Because I read Cosmo Magazine and a lot of the different articles in there are apparently supposedly written by guys to give us girls advice or to give us insight into the guy's mind or figure out how you guys think or what you're thinking or what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:20.4 | So I'm just |
| 0:21.9 | posing this because sometimes I think these are actually written by women. So I'm wondering if |
| 0:25.7 | there's any truth to these articles. And this one is love questions that every guy asks |
| 0:29.6 | himself. Was there something in there that tipped you off like there's just no way that this can be |
| 0:34.3 | right? Yeah. I mean, there's a couple of different conversations in here. |
| 0:40.0 | Like, basically they separated between on a first date, guys ask himself these following questions. |
| 0:46.9 | And then they say, before he decides to get serious with a girl, he asks himself these questions. |
| 0:51.2 | And then before getting married, he asks himself these questions. But sometimes I think that they're written by women. All right. So you're asking guys if it's true, what you read in this article is true or not. Exactly. Okay. So you want me to go through the first date ones or do we need some guys on the phone first? Uh, there's, Sean's lining them up right now because we're on the delay. |
| 1:11.7 | Bert and I can handle a couple, yeah. |
| 1:13.0 | I was going to say you guys are guys, right? |
| 1:14.4 | It used to be one. I mean, I thought so. Carl's in here. Carl can help us answer him. Before I started eating that Activa every day, I was a guy. Before I started shaving my arms, every day I was a guy. using Stacy's smell good |
| 1:25.4 | soap. |
| 1:26.7 | Before I was |
| 1:27.3 | looping. |
| 1:29.5 | Exfoliating in the shower. |
| 1:30.9 | Before he ran using Stacey's smell good soap Before I was loophin |
| 1:27.8 | Exfoliating in the shower |
| 1:30.7 | Before he ran the |
| 1:31.7 | Wice kitten rescue in his basement |
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