It's the Birch Show.

Mathematically, when you think about it, there has to be the worst mother in America. What we didn't know a couple of weeks ago was that the worst mother in America listens to the Birch Show. How are you, Shelly? I'm good. How are you? Doing really great. Cool. So you've got the problem with mom, huh? Yeah. All right, what's happening? I've been in college for two years, and I recently just moved back in with my mom. Mm-hmm. And, you know, I'm here for the summer, and I have a lot of friends. I bring my friends home a lot, and my problem is that my mom is, like, flirting with my friends. Hmm. Like, the guys I bring back. I mean, they're really good looking guys. It's just so embarrassing. Yeah, it's your mom. It's embarrassing. Yeah, two questions I have. One, how old is your mom and two? Are your parents still together? No. My parents are not still together. My mom is 40. Okay. So your mom's pretty young, too. She's really young. And you know what? She's pretty young, too. She's really young.

And, you know what?

She's beautiful and, like, she's so cool and everything.

It's just that, you know, at one point, like, my friend Jason was over and, like, we're

all laughing and everything.

And then, you know, she's, like, hugging him and, like, you know, like's trying to be funny and everything, but it was just like a little embarrassing. You know, the one time she came down this outfit, she was gorgeous, but she comes down, she's like saying to the guys, well, how do you think I'd look? And I just kind of had to leave the room. I was so embarrassed. You've never said anything to her about it? No, I have. You know, I mean, just like, I mean, nothing major, but she's just like, oh, you're crazy.

That's, I'm just falling around.

I'm just kidding.

But it... And just like, I mean, nothing major, but she's just like, oh, you're crazy.

That's, I'm just fooling around. I'm just kidding. But, you know, it's really embarrassing. Sure. You know, like I bring guys home for me, you know, like that I'm interested in and you're there talking to my mom. Like, I don't want to hear my friend saying my mom is hot. Right. Right. Right. I hear you. Hey, Shelly, your mom's on the phone.

Hey, Mom. Hello, Michelle. Oh, Michelle. You know, I'm, Mom, I'm just, I just called because I was just saying about how I'm just a little uncomfortable. Like, whenever my friend's over and stuff, then, you know, it's like you're flirting with them all. And I just, it just really makes me feel uncomfortable. And, you know, I just, I just feel stupid. And, you know, like, I just don't think you should be, like, flirting with my friends. I mean, you have your own friends. And, you know, it just makes me feel bad. I don't flirt with your friends. Oh, Mom. Come on. I don't flirt with your friend. Oh, okay. I just must be imagining it then. How about Jason, Mom? Getting out from the pool, Jason's all wet, and you made a comment about, like, how his shorts, his bathing suit shorts were sticking to him? They were. I know, but mom, it's a little inappropriate, like one of my friends, I mean, coming out with a wet bathing suit on, and you're commenting about, like, how big he is. I mean, I just think that's inappropriate, you know? And then... Maybe you're just jealous. Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, please.

Mom.

Your friends flirt with me. What? You have to know how things are today. I'm a very good-looking woman. I've taken great care of myself. And young boys find that very attractive. They think it's very sexy to see a woman who's confident with herself. Well, she's... Her friends have said stuff to her, like, you know, can your mom back off a little bit?

It's making us a little bit?

It's making us a little uncomfortable.

So you may be a haughty, but her friends are like, yeah, something ain't right here.

Oh, I don't believe that.

Mom, it's true.

I mean, it just really makes me embarrassed.

I mean, how do you think I feel like when my friends are coming up and saying like, oh, your mom's like all over me, man. I mean, it's like, I just get really embarrassed.

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