The Bird Show.

Hey, Robbie, can you hold on for just a second while we reset this?

Yes.

Hold on one sec. All right. So Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend looks like they're splitting up because one of them couldn't handle the experience of being in a strip club together. Right. Christina Aguilera's friends coming out saying that they were having a great time at this trip club called Scores in Manhattan, and everybody in the place was really envying

her boyfriend because not many women let their men enjoy that kind of fun. What she's talking about

is Christina had hired a lap dance for her boyfriend. So while her boyfriend was getting a lap dance

from one of the strippers, Christina Aguilera proceeded to joke around and pretend like she was giving

a lap dance to another one of the male customers who was there.

Now, her boyfriend got really upset about it.

As soon as she saw, you know, her playfully giving some guy a lap dance.

His face froze.

He stood up.

He threw the stripper off of his lap and supposedly stormed out yelling, bleep you.

See, now I think in this case he's totally

legitimate to be upset in this case because and my my defining point here is that he is getting

a lap dance from somebody professional she is giving christina is giving a lap dance to some

random dude that's in the bar that is totally and completely

different but see that okay what okay based on that so yeah the stripper's getting paid so she

doesn't i mean she doesn't care anything about the person she's given the lamp dance too but he is

getting aroused by her now christina probably didn't give a crap about the guy it was probably a fan and probably didn't give a crap about the guy. It was probably a fan and probably

didn't give a crap about the guy that was sitting in the chair. But you would be upset because he was getting aroused by it. Yes, because he's getting aroused, um, again, it's the professional. By somebody else and you're going to aroused by somebody else. That is her job. Okay, so I, I am, It's okay for you to get aroused because she's getting paid?

Yes, well, and she should not, Yeah, and it totally changed the level of things if she's getting aroused by some random guy. Where's Stacy? Where's the warm line? My argument is that both of the men are getting aroused and both of the women don't care about the guys that they're arousing. See, we couldn't even get Stacy on because this is a conversation. She can't even imagine this because I can't get her to go to one of those places. She thinks it's degrading. She thinks I'm a purr for wanting to take her there. So this is off limits for me anyway. And I think that's why I find it all curious. Your Honor, I'd like to recall Ghostbusters versus Stauff Marshmallow Man, the door swings both ways.

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