The Bert Show.

If you haven't watched Desperate Housewives, really what it's about is four women that are all kind of in different parts of their lives living in suburb America.

And each character represents another woman in America.

One woman has like three different kids and she's a housewife just takes care of everything going on around the house while her dad's at work.

There's another woman that's a divorcee. Terry Hatcher is single now. He's got like a, what, 12-year-old daughter? Probably. Who are the others the show surrounds about? The trophy wife? The trophy wife who married the rich guy. She used to be a model, and she's the one having a relationship with a 17-year-old high school senior. The lawn boy. A little lawn boy. Then you got the older busybody woman who is always in everybody's business. You've got the... His marriage is... Oh, okay, you're talking about the older woman. I was thinking then you have the other woman whose marriage is coming apart. Right. That's the one. Yeah, she's really the fourth main character. But she's trying to like just let the public know there's nothing wrong in my relationship. Everything's great. Everything's fine. And then there's the other divorcee down the street that's competing with Terry Hatcher for the plumber dude. She's just the desperate, skanky woman that's trying to get all the guys in the neighborhood attracted to her.

Well, last night I kind of focused in on Terry Hatcher's character, Susan.

She's house-sitting for somebody else, and while she's house-sitting, there's a break-in at the house,

but nothing is stolen in the house at all.

But a screwdriver is left in the house that somebody obviously used to break in with.

So she takes the screwdriver and calls the police. When the police come, she gives the screwdriver for evidence,

even though nothing was stolen from the house. Well, the cop knows that since nothing was stolen out of the house,

this is never going to go anywhere, even though it was a break-in.

So he's really not going to need the screwdriver. But he's so attracted to Terry Hatcher that he takes it and he puts it in his cop car and then he asks her out. Because he doesn't want to make her feel ridiculous for saying, you know, here's some evidence on a case that is never going to go anywhere past right here. So he puts it in his trunk and he asks her out and they end up going out on a date.

Well, he asks her

out and they end up going out on a date. Well, he takes her on his rounds and 20 minutes before

he's supposed to be off for the night so their official date begins. He goes to the back of his

trunk and he wants to slip out of his cop uniform and get into some civilian clothes so they can officially go out on their date.

Well, she goes to the back of the trunk with him while he's getting dressed and undressed, and there's the screwdriver.

And she's really offended because she thought that she was really helping out with this case, and he lied to her right off the bet.

Am I making that perfectly clear?

Sound right so far?

So while she's in the back by the trunk and he's getting dressed or undressed, she says this.

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