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Vault: Who Would Quit Their Job Because Of Traffic?

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🗓️ 29 December 2025

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Vault: Who Would Quit Their Job Because Of Traffic? 

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:01.5

The bird show on all the hits Q& Edge. We can thank Dylan for this one. He just called up to comment at something we were doing on the show, and I made the mistake of saying, hey, how are you doing today? And he said, I'll tell you how I'm doing, and then proceeded to go off for like five minutes, very angry about the traffic. We just talked to him and tried to give him advice from other callers. but pretty much if you're on the roads,

0:22.8

north trying to head south.

0:25.0

He almost quit. He was really calling in just to turn in his resignation because he did not want

0:29.7

to be here. Yeah, because traffic's extra bad because every major highway has a major accident on it.

0:34.5

And so all the back roads are now clogged because everybody's trying to get

0:37.9

off those major highways hey denny you're on the bird show yeah the backup about a two years ago

0:45.4

on 85 southbound i had a i was headed home from work had a co-workers that rode with me and

0:52.7

after about an hour sitting in traffic I told him to get out

0:56.1

walk the DOT fence line and find a section he could tear down and uh it was quite amusing because

1:03.5

he was jumping up and down on it like a trampoline fell a couple of times until he got the fence

1:09.2

all the way to the ground,

1:13.3

and then I drove off the embankment through the fence.

1:15.2

And where did you go?

1:17.0

I went home.

1:29.3

It was close to a set of power lines, and I said what it was was a little side road access for the signs guys that go out and do the interstate signs. And I shot down one of those sign roads that I found a pay road. I am getting off this highway one or the other.

1:35.5

You're the hero of many today, Denny. Thanks for the call. All right. Thanks. Hey, Matt. Yeah. How are you?

1:42.9

I'm good? How about you? Good.

1:44.7

What's going on?

2:03.1

Hey, I actually had a job about three years ago, up in Alpharetta. It was off exit 12, off 400, but I lived in Norcross at the time. Mm-hmm. Some days it would take me 30 minutes to get there. Some days it would take me two hours to get there. So I'd always leave like an hour and 45 minutes before the time that I was supposed to get there.

2:01.6

And my boss was a jerk. He lived really

2:07.1

close to the office, so he really didn't know what kind of traffic I was really going through.

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