Vault: How Did You Leave Your Kid Behind?
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🗓️ 29 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | I need some honesty. |
| 0:03.2 | Some honesty from parents. |
| 0:05.0 | Uh-oh. |
| 0:05.7 | I want to know if you guys have ever had a true-to-life home-alone experience. |
| 0:11.9 | Luckily, it wasn't with my boy Hayden. |
| 0:13.5 | He's two years old. |
| 0:14.4 | This was with the dog. |
| 0:16.6 | We went down to Charleston for Thanksgiving, and we brought the dog, and we met our family down there and everything. |
| 0:23.9 | And you know there's this panic that comes over you when you've got to hit the road on a day that's a busy travel day around the country when you know there's going to be other people on the roads. Right. You want to get out of there as early as you can. Right. So it's like 9 o'clock and we're starting to panic already because we know we're going to hit traffic all the way from Charleston back to Atlanta. |
| 0:40.8 | So rush to... you can. Right. So it's like 9 o'clock and we're starting to panic already because we know we're |
| 0:37.7 | going to hit traffic all the way from Charleston back to Atlanta. So we're rushing, running around, |
| 0:42.6 | trying to get the baby, get all the baby stuff, get the dog, get the dog stuff, let the dog out |
| 0:46.6 | to go to the bathroom before we get in the car because it's going to be five hours in the car. |
| 0:49.6 | Right. All right. So we all pile in the car finally. We get going and we're about 200 yards down the road when I look in the rearview mirror and there's my dog in the middle of the road. Like looking back like, how about me y'all? Oh no, poor guy. No, I mean, it was only like, honestly, it was only like 150 yards and I could still see him in the back but I mean we were this |
| 1:11.2 | close to leaving our dog behind in Charleston so I want to know if is there anybody listening |
| 1:15.9 | that's ever left an animal behind or even worse yet has honestly ever left the house without your |
| 1:20.9 | kid you got on the road and you realized however far you are on the road oh my god God, we forgot our child back at the house. Still traumatizing for my sister. It wasn't my parents that did it, but she was on a field trip with like a church group or something. They had two buses, and they were at a rest stop. Like, I mean, hundreds of miles from our hometown and hundreds of miles from the destination they were going about midway and one bus |
| 1:44.3 | thought she was on the other one vice versa and so my sister was left at the rest stop and she had to |
| 1:49.2 | call and they made it to the destination so the buses didn't come back to pick her up she had to call |
| 1:52.9 | my father who had to drive the hundred or so miles to go pick up my sister with rest |
| 1:56.9 | hundred hundred and she sat in the uh you know the patrolman's office of that rest area and had, and sat |
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