The Bird Show. I'm looking for a very specific person to go on the voice disguiser here, because I have been following the governorship of New York. This new governor, David Patterson, he came out over the last couple of days, and at first he said, look, I want to come clean with you all. All right, I know I'm going to be the governor. You guys are going to dig, dig, dig, dig. Well, save yourself some time.

I had an affair on my wife.

Okay, she knows about it.

We were having a tough time and in our relationship, but we were trying to keep it together for the kids.

So I had a relationship.

Yesterday he said, you know what, I need to make an amendment to what I said.

You know, like that thing two days ago about having an affair.

What I meant to say was that I had a whole bunch of affairs and my wife was having a whole

bunch of affairs also.

But now at the end of the day, everything's fine.

So in my mind, what I heard him saying was that they were having affairs with other people, but both knew about it.

Right.

So the relationship is going so poorly.

They're aware.

This is who I'm looking for.

I don't know that that's true, but that's what I'm looking for.

Okay.

So in my mind, they said to each other, this relationship sucks. This is not going anywhere, but we've got kids.

So we got to try to keep it together for them. So I'll tell you what. I know this is a wee bit

unorthodox, but why don't you go out, find yourself a woman, just go do what you got to do.

If you emotionally need to find a woman and sexually you need to find just go do it and I'll do the same

thing I'll find a guy we'll still live under the same roof together we'll still be married but we'll

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