Hey, the bird show.

There's a lot of comfort in numbers, especially if you think that you might do something that's a little on the freaky side and you're not sure anybody else does the same thing.

We call this segment, Am I Normal?

Right.

Where you guys call up and you tell us, like, the things that you're not real sure other people share with you that you do.

Like calls in the past that we've gotten was from one bird show listener that said that

she, before the Academy Awards, she would practice her acceptance speech, even though she

wasn't at the Academy Awards and she's never acted in her life.

And more importantly, that's not what she does for a living.

Yeah.

Right.

She would just go in front of a mirror and she would practice her acceptance award.

But a lot of people were laughing right now because at one point or another, I would think most women have tried or thought about what they would say or who they would think. And it changes every year. And then I said that. Thank you, Liz. You're right. And then I said that every time, a lot of times if I go up a big staircase, that I just imagine that I'm walking up to accept an award.

Because it, because. then I said that every time, a lot of times if I go up a big staircase, that I just imagine that I'm walking up to accept an award.

Because at the Oscars, and it goes back to the Oscars, growing up watching it where, you know, there's always, by the time they make it to the stairs, whoever receives the award, you kind of start seeing the celebration and whoever's handing it to them is really excited for them.

So they take the last couple steps up to the top that is a little slower. They'll go up the steps and then that last one or two is like, yeah, here I am. So there's been times of my life where I've gone to a staircase. And the last two steps are like, here I am. And we'll have other people call up and go, you know what? It's not so crazy because I absolutely do the same thing. What about the person who pretended, they would randomly pretend that they win the powerball? I don't remember that one. Yeah, they would act like how they would act if they won the Powerball or the Mega Millions or whatever the big lot is. They'd act like they just won 100. It's up to something big now, right? It's like $130 something million. No, somebody won it. Women morning, the boards are back to 12. Oh, that? Bastards. 404-741-Q-100. Mine wasn't nearly as good as that one, but I always like stare at my eyes in the mirror to try to see my pupils dialate. So you shift from one eye to the other to see if I can catch my pupil dilating from far distance to short distance. That's funny. I have in my mind sometimes when I'm on the treadmill, like you know how in the movies there's the montage of the person who gets really, really fit. And you see them like in there before and then you see them in there after, but there's always that of them working out like for whatever reason in my mind I'm in that middle of that montage when I'm on the treadmill I will still do this one yeah yeah I'll still do this one when I'm first in line at the intersection it's just me up against somebody you know and there's another car next to me I always have an announcer's voice

in my head like I'm in some kind of drag race and I have to beat the guy off the line to the green

light like better off dad remember that movie where he would always race the Asian brothers over next to

him I don't yeah is that the I want my two dollars movie yeah that's a great movie it's awesome

one of my favorites CD yes what's a great movie. It's awesome. One of my favorites. CD. Yes.

What's up?

Well, I have a lot of my normals, but the one that, you know, that I do a lot, is when I'm watching

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