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Vault: Who On The Show Is Most Likely To Cheat On Their Partner?

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🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Who On The Show Is Most Likely To Cheat On Their Partner?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.4

All right, we have realized, much like you guys probably, that the way we see ourselves may or may not be different than the way you guys see us.

0:12.2

And I think anybody can say that individually, but as a show, that may be very, very true.

0:17.0

We want to test that.

0:18.4

We're sitting in our meeting yesterday. I don't even know

0:20.9

how this came up, but somebody, I think somebody just threw out the question, hey, which one of

0:27.1

us, because we were going to answer these questions ourselves. So somebody, I think Jen said, like,

0:31.5

hey, which one of you guys would you most, which one of us would you most trust to watch your kids?

0:38.5

Right.

0:38.9

Like, you know, so like I would have to choose between Jen, Melissa, and Bert, and we'll throw

0:44.2

crash into, right?

0:45.4

Yeah, crashes included.

0:47.0

Jen, Melissa, Bert, and Crash.

0:48.6

Who would I most trust to watch my kids?

0:51.2

And we came up with a whole bunch of these questions and then decided

0:55.1

more fun than us answering it because let's reverse the question. Who would you least trust

0:59.6

with your kids? I think probably most people would say, crash. I don't think so. I think it would

1:05.3

be you. I'd go with you. So you're rude to my theory.

1:15.1

All right, who's most likely to, you know, like our answers will probably be universal.

1:16.3

You know what I mean?

1:18.0

But see, we think that.

1:18.7

Right, that's the thing. I think the point is that I think that Bert's right, the perception, our perception of listeners is going to be different than their perception of us.

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