Vault: We Reenact Movie Cliche Proposals
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.8 | All right, these movie and TV cliches, we are going to start testing these out. |
| 0:06.1 | And the one that we're focusing on this week is the spontaneous applause that always breaks out after a public wedding proposal, just like the one that we saw on Survivor last week. |
| 0:17.6 | If you don't mind, I'd like to say something to her. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh, everybody's getting excited right there. I came in this crazy game. |
| 0:24.6 | I've seen you at your highest high and your lowest low. |
| 0:28.6 | In between it all, we work together as a team to accomplish so much. |
| 0:33.6 | And in the end, I ended up falling in love with you. |
| 0:36.6 | Here it comes, Listen to the crowd. |
| 0:38.3 | I want to spend the rest of my life with you. |
| 0:41.7 | I love you with all my heart. |
| 0:44.2 | Would you marry me? |
| 0:47.7 | And everybody in the flooding, and they're starting the wave and all the John 316 signs come out. |
| 0:54.8 | I love you with all my hot. |
| 0:57.3 | Yo, wicked beautiful. |
| 0:59.4 | Seriously, we'll have a piss of life together. |
| 1:01.8 | I've been out in a lot of restaurants and a lot of bars and a lot of public places and I have yet to see one of those. |
| 1:09.0 | I've seen more than one. |
| 1:10.5 | You have really? Really? Seriously. And people do break into applause. I've seen more than one. You have really? |
| 1:31.2 | Seriously. And people do break into applause. I've seen one at a baseball game. I don't believe it. And I've seen, where did I see? What a baseball game? It's up on the Jumbotron. Oh, and I saw one just recently. We were at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas. And I think that was the hotel, and they have like an indoor garden, like the plants with the water show. |
| 1:31.3 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:31.6 | So we are in the water show, and there's this big huge, like marble staircase going up to maybe some, what are they called, conference rooms or something upstairs. |
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