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Vault: Who Have You Banned From Seeing Your Kids?

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🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Who Have You Banned From Seeing Your Kids?

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0:00.0

The Firt Show. Pamela Anderson, up on her soapbox these days. Her ex, Tommy Lee, is just dating a woman that she totally considers to be a total skank. Yeah, she says that this woman cannot go anywhere near her kids because she's an adult film star. And so that's where Pam Anderson draws the line around her

0:22.9

kids. She's like, no way. I can pose nude and playboy, but there's a whole different story if you're

0:27.5

doing those movies. Right. So she has banned Tommy Lee from bringing around his current girlfriend

0:32.8

around their kids. So I'm asking you guys, has this ever happened y'all before also? If you've been

0:37.2

married and divorced and your husband or your wife is dating somebody so affrontable, kids. So I'm asking you guys, has this ever happened y'all before also? If you've been married

0:37.6

and divorced and your husband or your wife is dating somebody so offensive that you demand that

0:44.3

they keep that person away from your kids, what do that person do? Yeah, how crappy do you feel

0:49.4

if you were the woman that Pamela Anderson is to say it's not what I'm thinking. Hey, Teresa.

0:56.8

Hi. Hi. Um, yeah, my ex-husband um once after we were divorced he they started dating an 18 year old

1:01.6

girl that worked at Hooters and hooters i guess isn't so bad she was um he was 35 or 34 and she

1:09.3

was 18 and we had a four and six-year-old child at the time and he would only get the kids every other weekend and instead of spending time with the kids he would take the kids to her hot body contest and her

1:19.8

oh no come on are you kidding me and uh you know then there was you know he would he would pick the kids up for the weekend and have to rush over to pick her up to get her to the tanning salon and leave them in the waiting room at the tanning salon where they'd go tan.

1:34.3

It was so bad.

1:35.9

And she was, and apparently the kids were under the impression that she was 21 because they caught her lying on one of her applications entering a bikini contest one time.

1:45.5

Winna, winner, winner.

1:48.8

They finally broke up when she left him to move to Athens to work in a strip club.

1:56.2

And that was the final straw right there, huh?

1:58.4

Yeah, I was like, I just, you know, you only get the kids four days a month.

2:01.9

Can you not just see her for four days a month and spend time with the kids, you know?

2:05.9

And I am spending time with the kids, but they like her. And they have a lot of fun with her. I'm like, oh, yeah, they're getting lots of good tips. You know, my son's learning, you know, that, you know, this is a perfect kind of girl to go out with, because she's hot, you know, and my daughter's learning, you know, how to put on, you know, the hooters panty hose and stuff. Oh, God. I'm just, I'm just picturing him taking your kids by the hand to the wet t-shirt contest. Oh, I mean, he just thought there was absolutely nothing wrong with it. He just, you know, perfectly okay. He's teaching them lessons like, you have to look both ways before you cross the street and on his way to Makos. You know? Make sure when you're on the Mako's swing, you hold on with both hands. You want to wear rubber sold shoes in the wet t-shirt contest so you don't slip. I'm going to need the voice disguiser for this one.

2:51.4

That's always a good sign for us.

2:53.3

Good morning.

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