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Vault: There's A Twist To The One That Got Away

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🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: There's A Twist To The One That Got Away

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0:00.0

Get it, the bird show.

0:01.8

Jen Hobby here got the email version of the one that got away a couple weeks ago. Didn't you say like your old high school dude that you dated, emailed you to find out where you are and all that? Yeah, he did. This was like a long time ago. I dated him when I was like a freshman in high school, so forever ago. And contacted me and wanted to find out what was going on and all that kind of stuff

0:21.7

i'm not sure that it was the whole one that got away thing because i think you knew i was married

0:25.6

but something close like that well julie how are you this morning i'm good hi everybody

0:30.5

hey you sound a little almost like a little down um a little down um, I'm curious and excited. I want you guys to, um, to find

0:42.9

somebody for me.

0:44.1

Well, tell us the, uh, the history behind you and this guy. How long ago are we talking about?

0:48.9

Um, six years. Okay. And what's his name? His name's Ben. Ben. Okay, go ahead.

0:54.6

Well, I just, I'm originally from Pennsylvania, and he's from Maryland.

0:58.8

And every year after school year, my family would go down to Maryland, and I would stay for

1:05.2

this summer and visit my grandparents and all through middle school and high school.

1:09.2

And we just, you know, he was my first kiss.

1:13.8

He was my first, just everything.

1:15.8

And it never ended, like, every summer, you know,

1:18.8

we couldn't wait to see each other.

1:20.7

And then we would have this incredible time.

1:23.4

And then he went to University of Maryland and I went to Penn State and we really lost contact.

1:32.2

And I just, you know, eight years later I really feel like he may be the one that got away

1:37.4

because it was that many years through middle school and high school.

1:40.7

And we just, every summer it was great.

1:43.1

It was just amazing.

1:43.8

It's like a country time lemonade commercial it was great it was just amazing it's like a country time

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