Vault: What Would You Put Up With Because She's Hot?
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🗓️ 17 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | So far, only one guy willing to be totally honest. You ask women for honesty, phone lines light up. You ask guys for honesty, they're like, I'm gonna call my radio station. I'm not gonna call myself out. But the truth of the matter is, if you're a guy and you're single, there have been times where you have been in a relationship with a woman, you know it's never gonna work out. But she's so hot. And it's like bragging rights around your friend that she will put you through the ringer and you don't care because she's just so hot. It's not gonna last forever. Eventually you're gonna get sick of it, but until then, it's really nice to have her on your arm. That's just the way it is. That's how guys work. |
| 0:39.0 | Andrew's one of these guys. Hey, Andrew. |
| 0:40.8 | Hey, how's it going? What's up, man? |
| 0:50.8 | Well, just driving to work in this crappy weather like y'all have been talking about. Boy, it's really bad for y'all this morning, huh? Oh, man, I'm in South Georgia. You're going to Griffin right now, and it's crap. Sorry, man. Sorry. |
| 0:51.8 | Thanks for calling, though. |
| 0:52.8 | Hey, no problem. |
| 0:53.8 | I mean, I gotta be honest, I mean, I don't care if I'm the only caller or what, but every |
| 0:57.2 | other guy out there is probably doing the same thing right now or has been in the same position. I know, man. What kind of hoops does she make you go through? Well, you know, I'm one of those guys who, you know, it's probably like your friend down in Florida there, |
| 1:11.6 | who, you know, things you can put up to the woman and step up to the plate and say, I'm going to do what I'm going to do. But in the end, I mean, you know where you're going for that, you know, for that loving and she's going to, you know, she's just too high. I can't say no. So you, now is this going to last forever? |
| 1:27.7 | Is this a woman you want to be with? |
| 1:28.9 | Or you just like riding it out until it's over? just too high, I can't say no. So you, now is this going to last forever? |
| 1:27.7 | Is this a woman you want to be with, or you just like riding it out until it's over? Well, you know, we're engaged right now. You know, she's the best woman I've ever been with, and I love her to death. And, you know, despite the fact that I got to, you know, suck it up sometimes and say yes to her. you know, I don't mind it because I know I'm in a better place and so a lot of my friends, really. |
| 1:47.7 | I want a specific situation where you and your mind knew, you know what? If this was anybody else, I would never do this, but you were. She wasn't so hot. Yeah. Well, I'll give you the situation right now is that, you know, I just start a new job down here in Atlanta and, you know, had to move into a new place. |
| 2:03.6 | And I was the thing about something temporary. Well, I'll give you the situation right now is that, you know, I just start a new job down here in Atlanta, |
| 2:01.2 | and, you know, I had to move into a new place. |
| 2:03.6 | And I was the thing about something temporary until we got married, and after that, we'd move in something bigger. But she's like, no, no, we've got to do it right now. I want my own bathroom. I want two bedrooms. I want this. I want that. and I'm just going, you know, honey, we don't need that right now. |
| 2:16.7 | You know, I'm only going to be here for a couple of months, |
| 2:18.4 | and then after that we'll move once we get married. |
| 2:20.2 | And, yeah. I want that. And I'm just going, you know, honey, we don't need that right now. You know, I'm only going to be here for a couple of months. |
| 2:18.4 | And then after that, we'll move once we get married. |
| 2:20.2 | And, yeah, that definitely didn't stand with her. She's not having it. And she's so hot that you don't even really put up a big fight. Exactly. I mean, my friends are all the same way. I mean, they're all like, dude, you know, you're such a, you know, pushover, you're such a, you know, you got no balls and that kind of stuff, but they're all like, I do the same thing. |
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