Vault: What's Their Least Favorite Body Part?
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🗓️ 21 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | You're on The Virt Show. |
| 0:39.2 | All right, so just a couple of weeks ago, I asked the women of the show, Melissa, Wendy, and Tracy, a couple of things about their bodies. Yes. Remember this? I ask you guys this question. Yes. Well, I asked them what's your least favorite part about your body? And what do you think of your butt? And do you guys remember what your answers were? Yes. I think I said my hips and my arms were my least favorite. And then I said my butt was massive. Okay. Massive? Yeah. You use the word massive for yourself? Yeah. Wow. And I said my least favorite part of me was my stomach and lower ab area. And then I said my butt was small. Okay. Well, a friend of mine connected me to this company |
| 0:41.1 | called Bubbles Bodywear. |
| 0:43.6 | Okay. And they actually |
| 0:45.3 | have products that are going to |
| 0:47.3 | enhance and fix all of these |
| 0:49.3 | problems, including Melissa, giving |
| 0:51.2 | you a fake butt. Really? |
| 0:53.0 | Okay. Okay. So they sent gifts that I wanted to give you guys. When are you women happy? You think you have a massive butt. Melissa thinks she has zero butt. Jen asks us the question we answered honestly. Everybody has a... Nobody thinks their body's perfect. Do you really think Wendy that you have a big butt or is that just what girls are supposed to say? |
| 1:12.6 | This is cool. |
| 1:14.6 | And I don't like my thighs. |
| 1:16.8 | So they send me something for my thighs too. |
| 1:18.5 | And then we've got stuff for Tracy. |
| 1:20.3 | And they sent some gifts for the guys as well. |
| 1:23.5 | Cool. |
| 1:24.4 | Okay. |
| 1:24.7 | Now this could be kind of offensive because we didn't say which body part that we're uncomfortable with. So are they assuming that we have a body part we don't like and they're just giving us. The men's products are similar. And please don't mix up birds and mine because it'll really jack with both of our sections. Do you all want to see my butt? One out of time here. One out of time here. Is that hilarious or what? |
| 1:45.7 | Where do we want to start this? |
| 1:46.5 | We want to start with Jess? |
| 1:47.6 | Or do you want to go to Melissa's? |
| 1:48.7 | Or do you want to go to Wendy's? Melissa got the can-can-padded panty. Okay. Can Melissa have a better booty? They say, yes, she can-can. It has removable foam pads that add one half inch of booty to the backside that it's a realistic but |
| 2:04.3 | notable difference we got to tweet these isn't that hilarious plus she got the double o panty and that |
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