Full Show PT 1: Thursday, May 21 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.4 | Joanna, she's got some beef here. |
| 0:03.4 | Thanks to a little segment that we call Just Curious. |
| 0:06.8 | Everybody knows now that I've had a breast augmentation. |
| 0:10.4 | Right. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, we should back this up because we were all speculating in the studio. |
| 0:15.0 | If producer Joanna had the surgery or not. |
| 0:18.9 | Right. |
| 0:19.3 | And I think the guy said no. All the women said yes and the women were right. Don't clump me into that. I had never even noticed Joanna's breasts until Melissa brought that subject up in a meeting. Like she's not. Anyway, they were trying to guess and everybody thought and I said yes. And so then I was right. Go ahead. So now whenever I go out, I'm not afraid to tell. And if someone asks, I'll tell you yes or no. Well, I've noticed that whenever I go out now, if someone asks me if they're real or not, and I say yes, they don't ask if they can grab them. They just go ahead and start grabbing. And I'm not sure. Random strangers? Yes. Random women are just grabbing my boobs. And it's really uncomfortable. No. They just go for it. They just go in for it. Do you think that women who've had breast augmentation who do the, I don't care if you look at them, let me show them to you. Do you think they have ruined it for you? Yes. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | Let's, you know, I don't know who does that. Like, hey, just look at my boobs. I'm not okay with that. I'm very uncomfortable with people just coming up and grabbing them. Mind you, we're usually in a bar, so they've had a few drinks and they get a little liquid courage so they think they can just come and grab. |
| 1:27.3 | But I just want to put it out there that it's very uncomfortable and i don't appreciate |
| 1:31.5 | it but there are some there are some women because if i remember correctly when you got yours it was |
| 1:37.6 | like a low-key thing yeah because there are some women who announce that they're saving up for it |
| 1:42.8 | then they go get them then they're flashing people as soon as get them, they're willing to show anybody. I worked with the sales woman in Dallas. As soon as she walked in, she was gone for a couple of weeks, comes in, she was showing everybody in the office. So it just takes one woman to really sort of set the mold for everybody else. She's ruined it for you. Yeah, I mean, she really is and all those women out there, it would really appreciate it if you keep your tops on because it's really starting to get on my nose. I've seen it happen to Stacy, my wife, at a charity event one night. Are you serious? Yeah. Random woman, buzz, listener, hey, you're burnt from the show, right? Your Stacy doesn't even ask. Went right in form. way. What did she do? The right form. Grab Stacey's chest. What did Stacey do? I think Stacey was just buzzed enough to laugh it off, but then the next day she's like, did that really happen? That is so bizarre. And the most... I cannot imagine doing that. The most recent time it happened, I didn't have a bra on. So that's in even more violation because at least with the bra you have like a little, you know, |
| 2:50.8 | barrier. This one I didn't. And it was really just, and they were like full on like handfuls and squeeze. I mean, I haven't touched them like that. Do you back away? Yes. And I was just, you just look at it. You don't want to embarrass them. |
| 3:08.7 | You don't want to call them out. It's like pregnant belly syndrome. Slept their hands. People who will touch your pregnant woman's belly without asking, it's like they want to touch your silicone or saline without asking this rude. Ask me questions. I'll tell you all about it. I'll walk you through the surgery. But I just don't. God, I've never tried this. I'm surprised. |
| 3:09.4 | I'm surprised that people. tell you all about it. I'll walk you through the surgery, but I just don't, God, I've never |
| 3:08.0 | tried this. I'm surprised that people even, like random people even ask you about it. Like, it took |
| 3:15.6 | us months to ask you about it and we work with you. I mean, I think they're just, I think women feel |
| 3:20.4 | more comfortable like yesterday, some girls at work were going around asking me if |
| 3:25.2 | I had my boobs done or not and mind you I'm a little more covered up at work I think like yesterday |
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