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Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Side Swiped By An Emergency Vehicle?

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🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Vault: What Do You Do When You Get Side Swiped By An Emergency Vehicle?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

All right. I'm going to tell you right now, brace yourself.

0:04.1

This woman gets white hot mad.

0:06.5

White hot mad.

0:08.3

And I'm not sure where this happened, but it's a woman that obviously got in the way of either a police car or a fire truck on their way to an emergency.

0:19.2

And they must have clipped her.

0:23.6

Okay. And she feels like the fire department or the police department should pay for that. And the police department says, look, um, you ever,

0:29.3

did you hear the sirens? I mean, we're on our way to an emergency. So you should have known better.

0:34.8

And she wants her money. She's demanding it. So she calls local 911

0:39.6

and she says, look, you guys need to pay because I'm not paying for this. You're the ones that

0:44.2

run into me. Now, it starts off a little bit slow here, but it is going to pick up steam. And

0:49.1

she is going to scare you. The first time I heard this, I jumped out of my seat.

0:56.8

It scared me so much.

0:57.9

She's not getting the response that she wants, so like the anger boils and boils.

1:01.7

You might say that.

1:02.6

Okay.

1:04.0

You can tell me your version of what happened, but based on what I have learned from...

1:09.0

Yeah, well, I don't know what you learn from. I'm going to tell you the truth. And then what the trooper said to, he was charged with reckless driving. Is that that suits you? No, ma'am. He was not. Well, he had to be because I got these papers. Well, I've got a copy of the highway patrol.

1:28.7

He was not charged the... Oh, how could he keep them going?

1:31.0

I was in the left hand...

1:32.3

See, he could have made a right-hand turn.

1:34.2

He's behind me.

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