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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, March 4 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

Andy, we're getting a lot of calls from people saying, okay, they think that they have ghosts in their home. How much does it cost to bring you guys out? Not a dime. Zero. Not a dime. We never charge for an investigation. People who pay for investigation would expect results. And, you know, sometimes we just don't get any. Not very often, but sometimes you just don't get, you know, don't get any evidence. Right. And I think that's sort of like why there's credibility with these guys also, and that's why we've loved working with them. They're not making a mint off of this? Not a penny. I mean, you guys started as skeptics, but there's been so many different EVPs or different occurrences or different experiences for you with the paranormal that it's just There's something out there there's no doubt in my mind there is something out there

0:40.1

I mean not even a you know 0.1% chance that there's not something out there I can't

0:46.1

tell you what they are though you know ghost you ghost hunters yeah that's good marketing

0:49.5

whatever I I don't know if there's spirits demons ghost I don't know what they are

0:53.9

but these voices are not

0:54.9

heard at the time. And they are extremely real. I would not spend my time away from my family,

1:00.6

you know, sleepless nights just for nothing. What was the, when did you believe? Like, when did

1:06.2

you go from maybe this isn't real to, oh doubt in your mind probably even before i began investigating

1:11.7

uh the in the personal experiences that i've had not only have the lights turned on and off

1:16.3

the radio's turned on and off but i've literally had i had a coffee table that literally

1:20.5

exploded in my family room um we have had uh you know the the the scratches on the walls the

1:26.4

the bed pushed in the middle of the night.

1:28.1

I believed even really before I started investigating, I just wanted to find out, I wanted to play with other people's ghosts. I don't know if I've ever mentioned on here. I've never done an investigation of my own home. I don't want to know. You know, and that's what I tell people is, you know, when they call in, there's a few questions that we ask. one of the main ones is, if I catch something, can you deal with it? Can you go to sleep at night in your house if we bring you, you know, a voice that says, you know, you bitch and your 16-month-old daughter's bedroom? You know, I don't think I could, I don't think I could sleep with that. I think I know who it is in my house. I'm good just imagining who it is. I think I just figured this out. You're really a real estate agent. I am licensed, yes. And what you're doing is you're going around and you're telling these people their houses are haunted, so they put them on the market and you buy them for cheap. I really think that'd be a great idea for somebody who could try and make money in this real estate market to actually like advertise all they list is haunted houses i think that would

2:19.6

actually be a pretty cool marketing. Well, let's go through these because we asked you to bring in the freakiest of the freaky. And that's so hard to pick. I mean, every one of them just freaks me out, you know. First one was from the White House. This one is very clear. We had, you're going to hear a broom.

2:35.2

Actually, there was a broom laying on the floor that I tried on several different occasions.

2:38.5

Please move the broom.

2:39.7

Never happened.

2:40.7

Went back again.

2:41.7

Asked it to the move of the broom.

2:43.3

Sure enough, the broom moves.

2:45.2

And then all of us are frozen silent.

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