The Birch Show.

So we're asking you, what has your ex-boyfriend kind of held for ransom in order to keep the relationship going?

Good morning. Penny. You're on all the hits, Q100.

It wasn't, it wasn't an ex-boyfriend. It was my ex-wife.

Uh-huh.

Yes, we had a commitment ceremony. We bought a, we purchased a boat together, and it was a $47,000 boat.

Oh. And it's somewhere up in Lake Alituna, and she told me that if I don't go back out

with her and have dinner with her after four years, that, uh, yeah, that I can just, I'll never

find the boat. Yeah, that's serious, that's serious, that's like leaving you, like I can just, I'll never find the boat.

Yeah, that's serious, that's serious, that's, like, leaving you, like, pictures of her on the boat in all these different lakes going, here's where we are now, you'll never see this boat again, see me again.

It was a bad relationship anyways, but.

Of course, because now it's over.

Melissa, I want to tell you, I flew all the way to New York to see Bett Miller. Uh-huh. Oh, she was awesome. I can't wait. It's an awesome concert. And Burt, don't say that it's the, you know, the old stuff. No, she's a, she's a, she's kick. Let me tell you what Burt said off air. Can I say kick ass? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let me tell you what Bert said off here. Can I say kick-ass? Oh, yeah. Let me tell you what Bert said off here. He put her just one step above... Just one step above Celine Dion. Somewhere wedged between... Oh, you did. If Barbara Streisand and Celine Dion had a child, it would be Bet Midler. No. Oh, my.

I just don't see it.

Is the Bat Middler draw a gay thing? No, I mean, it's a talent thing for me. If a lot of gay people there, a lot of gay people are there. But I mean, does she have the same following as Sher does in the gay community? I'll find out Sunday night. Okay. I think she does. Yeah. All right, guys.

You take care of you. You too.

All right, bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Melissa, if you can find this woman's... I think she does. Yeah. All right, guys, you take care. You too. All right, bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Melissa, if you can find this woman's ex-girlfriend or wife or whatever, you get yourself

a boat. So sell it to you, she's just throwing it out there. Morning. Erica, you're on all the hits,

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