Vault: Michael Keaton Joins The Show
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🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Michael Keaton of Beetlejuice fame and also Pacific Heights and Batman. My Life, Mr. Mom, going to join us here any second. Just so you know when he calls, if this comes out, I didn't give you a time. But they said, okay, Michael Keaton's going to join you in a minute. You've got two to three minutes. Two to three minutes. Yeah. But I didn't tell you that. We've got a two to three minute interview with Michael Keaton. |
| 0:22.6 | Take as long as you want. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm just saying that because if we're in the middle. minutes. Two to three minutes. Yeah. Wow. But I didn't tell you that. We got a two to three minute interview with Michael Keaton. |
| 0:22.6 | Take as long as you want. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm just saying that because if we're in the middle of somebody's like, yeah, I found this great website. It's all naked people do. And then you suddenly have to go to Michael Keaton quickly. That's just, that's why. And skip the whole introducing everybody on the show that takes two or three minutes. |
| 0:36.6 | We wouldn't have even agreed to do the interview if we knew it's only going to be 120 seconds long. |
| 0:41.0 | Here's the way here. skip the whole introducing everybody on the show that takes two or three minutes, okay? Right, we wouldn't have even agreed to do the interview if we knew it's only going to be 120 seconds long. |
| 0:40.9 | Here's the way, here's how we can either make it exciting. |
| 0:49.3 | You can, do we challenge you to actually do an interview in three minutes or less? I can't do. I can't do. I can't do. I can't do. I can't do it. |
| 0:53.7 | I can't even say the Burke show on all the hits Q-100 in two minutes. He has this is Melissa. |
| 0:55.5 | Melissa say hi. |
| 0:56.6 | This is Jen. |
| 0:57.9 | Gen 1. I can't even say the Burke show on all the hits Q-100 in two minutes. He has this is Melissa. |
| 0:55.5 | Melissa say hi. |
| 0:56.6 | This is Jen. |
| 0:57.8 | Jen, why don't you say hi? |
| 0:59.6 | That takes three minutes right there. |
| 1:01.3 | We got 13 members of the on-air staff. |
| 1:04.0 | Hey, Michael, we're going to play Beetlejuice for you now. |
| 1:06.9 | And when you hear a spot that you thought you could have done better, |
| 1:10.4 | you want you to tell us to stop and then reenact that spot? |
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