The Bird Show.

All the hits, Q100 and the Birch Show.

Crash and I both know. The meeting's right around the corner after the show today. Crash has done this before. I mean, where he's gotten so hammered that he's like flashed the boss. So he's got a better shot of getting fired today than I do. I mean. And maybe less. Actually, maybe less. Let's just stop and listen to what you just said. What's that? Crash has done this before.

It's not his first time flashing the boss. Oh, I bet it's not even his third time. I mean... Exactly. I've seen it twice in the last four months. I know everybody here that works here has seen Crash's jewels. Everybody. I have not. Really? Thank God. that maybe the... At that photo shoot you did? No, I wasn't looking. He's brought in pictures before. Yeah. I haven't ever long had him. Well, it's a matter of time, honey. You're going to sing. Okay. So we're asking you guys to fill this out. I can't believe I did blank and didn't get fired. Good morning, Jennifer.

You're on all the hits, Q100.

Yeah, I used to go to sleep at work at a senior citizen pool.

Oh.

And it was so hot in the room that it made me fall asleep.

And I was liveguard in the pool and nobody would be watching the senior citizen. Oh, no. Oh, you're kidding. Oh, my God. I did it for a whole entire summer. And they found out and they didn't fire you?

Found out. Didn't fire me.

Well, that's real comforting. Thank you.

See you later.

Morning, all the hits, Q100.

Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you?

I'm fine.

I can't believe I took out potential clients for a company and spent $1,500 in lap dances in one night.

And you didn't get fired when they went over the company credit card?

No, actually, when they started laughing the next morning.

I was scared to death, though.

Four in the morning, I'm counting up the receipts.

I'm like, oh, my God, we just spent $1,500.

Well, it must have been a good client.

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