The Bird Show.

So Cosmo Magazine knows, like Jen said, that you probably are getting dangerously close to your whole number.

And that number is just the number of people you always have in your mind that you don't want to go over that number of guys you slept with.

Haven't you told us before that if a lot of girls that get close to that number start sleeping with ex-boyfriends just so they can stay under that number.

Of course.

Because you can't recount the old lover. Yeah, he's still number two on the list. You can go back to number two and it doesn't add. Doesn't add to the list? That's the oldest trick in the book on that. So why get, you know, close to that number with guys that are going to be bad in bed when maybe you can identify the guys that are going to suck in bed before you even get into bed and eliminate them, boom right off the bed? Because if you have to go over your whole number, it better be worth it. Right. You know? So, and does that whole number, does that, I'm just, is there a sliding scale to that? If you get close, do you reassess as you get older?

I'm sure.

Okay, I'm just curious.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sure it is a sliding scale as you get older.

But you start with, you start with one clear one.

Uh-huh.

And then it just starts to get a little fuzzier.

Well, maybe it doesn't matter now that I'm this age. Yeah. Yeah. We're curious, how do you know a guy is going to be bad in bed before it even happens? And I think there are like one or two stereotypical ones. Yeah, one of the two of the things that came to mind is first, you know, if he's a good kisser, you know, if he's a great kisser, then he should be great in bed. or if he's a good dancer, if he dances well, then he should be good in bed. There's the two things I always hear.

That's the one I hear over and over and over again. You know, if he's a great kisser, then he should be great in bed. Or if he's a good dancer, if he dances well, then he should be good in bed.

There's the two things I always hear.

That's the one I hear over and over and over again.

Like, if you're at a club and a guy's dancing all dork-like, then, you know, that guy, he's got no rhythm. Right. He's got nothing. So stay away from him. Do you guys have any more of these?

Because Cosmo has put together an entire list.

Cosmo has the dancing one on the list.

They call it The Man Can't Even Find the Beat to We Will Rock You. All right. You can't find the beat to that, you know, to that chant. Then you've got no rhythm at all. Another one on the list is you met after he shouted, Hey, Hot Stuff at you from a doorway where he was drinking beer with 10 of his friends. So what's he saying? Like, if he doesn't respect you and he's yelling things out to you, then chances are pretty good he's not going to respect you in bed either? Yeah, I think if it's like that loud, egotistical type of guy in the bar who would shout at you or, you know, shout something as you walked by, he's not going to be the one that's

going to be real attentive to you once you get in the bedroom.

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