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Vault: He Fumbled His "Love Lost & Found"

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🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Vault: He Fumbled His "Love Lost & Found"

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show. I explain Jen Hobby what Love Lost and Found is.

0:04.2

Normally, it's two people who are out and about around town. They meet each other for some

0:08.3

destiny circumstance. They have a great connection. But for some sort of failed destiny

0:16.1

connection, they don't get the number. So they go on their separate ways for some reason or another.

0:37.3

Don't get the contact information. And then the next day, they're kicking themselves going, God, that could have been the one. That was the one. I knew it. I met her. She was the one. We had such great chemistry, but I didn't get the number. She's my dream girl. She's dream girl, but I didn't get the number. what am I going to do?

0:39.3

So instead of fretting about it,

0:40.8

you call us at the bird show.

0:39.1

So we put out the apb like everything that this person looks like all the

0:44.7

information that you've ever had on the person from that amazing destiny conversation and then we put it out

0:50.8

there and try to get the bert show community to help us so. So just to get you caught up, Darren calls us yesterday.

0:56.1

He had two different chances to get Miranda's phone number and doesn't do it.

1:00.3

But he comes on and gives us a general description of who he's looking for and we start the search.

1:06.4

Oh, actually about a month and a half ago, it was during like Easter weekend.

1:10.0

And we were hanging out with a group of friends went up to East Andrews and saw her like from, you know, the other side of the bar and was like, you know, that's one of those girls I got to go talk to. So I went up to talk to her, had a good conversation and then we got more in depth and found out. She had a boyfriend. So, you know, right there, threw up a flag, so I'm not going to try to, you know,

1:30.9

ask for a boyfriend. So, you know, right there still up a flag.

1:28.2

So I'm not going to try to, you know, ask for a number or hit on her anymore for that.

1:33.0

We just kept talking and things like that.

1:34.8

And then what did you learn with her in that first conversation that we might be able to use as clues?

1:41.2

She had a boyfriend, but he was from a different state.

1:45.1

Okay.

1:45.6

What's her name?

1:47.1

Her name is Miranda.

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