The Furt Show.

The official experiment on how creepy Craigslist can be officially started two minutes ago now, right? Yeah, it's posted, but nobody really wants to do me on Craigslist yet. Oh. Save that. Wah, wah, wah, wah. No, I think it... We're on the encounter section of Craigslist, just to reset this real quick, and we wanted to see how long it would take Wendy to get a response from just one post.

And the post says,

The post says, I'm open to trying new things and I love dirty talk, so turn me on. Fetishes, freaky, yes, please, I'm not picky on appearance. We'll leave work immediately. Please call phone number. Need some ASAP. So if you hear a cell phone ring, anytime we're talking right now, that's the first freaky creepy dude.

And people are posting literally every two seconds. Yeah. My ad keeps going down and down. And you're mad because there's more competition. You're like, hey. I'm like, hey, come on. I need it right now. I will leave work. Will they leave work? No, I will leave work.

What are you going to say, Jeff? I don't remember.

Hey, Mary, good morning. You're on Q100.

Hi. Hey. You go now.

So I was at work the other day, and my phone rang, and I couldn't answer it, but it went to voicemail, and it left me a voicemail.

So I checked it, and a guy to voicemail, and it left me a voicemail. So I checked it,

and a guy left me a message, and he said, hi, my name is Tom. I'm a first timer. You can give me

a call back at this number. I'm usually really good about, like, if people have the wrong number,

calling them back and seeing what they want but the number

that he called from was different from the number that he left so me and my friend that I work with

we got on the computer and looked up the number that he called from and it was a hotel in feyaville

oh really hey okay so I called him back and he um he asked with my name was Lindsay and he had found my ad on Craigslist.

And I said, no, my name's not Lindsay.

This is Mary.

I said, you know, what kind of ad was it?

And he said, well, you know, it was an ad for, is this not Lindsay?

I was like, no, this is not Lindsay.

So we went on Craigslist to like try and find this ad.

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