Vault: He Got Down on One Knee and Somehow Ruined Everything
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. The life of one bird show member drastically changed last night. Is she the one in that video? She's not a bird show in her room. No, but I can tell what the news is by just the look on her face. All right. Melissa, go ahead. Give it out. I know what it is now. What happened? What happened? What are you talking about? Tell us what happened drastically in your life. nothing happened to rescue last night in my life wouldn't you? |
| 0:22.5 | Uh-uh. |
| 0:23.0 | How about you, Wendy? |
| 0:24.0 | No, not me, but now I What happened? What happened? What are you talking about? Tell us what happened drastically in your life. Nothing happened drastically in my life. |
| 0:22.0 | Wouldn't you? |
| 0:22.5 | Uh-uh. |
| 0:23.0 | How about you, Wendy? |
| 0:24.0 | No, not me, but now I can kind of figure it out. I was like, man, who's, who's, oh. Jim, was it you? Not me. Well, me. Jeff, was it at you? No. I warmed up, but I think we all did that, so that doesn't really have to think. |
| 0:37.5 | We saw it out. |
| 0:38.5 | Lendell, why don't you go ahead, grab a mic? |
| 0:40.5 | Producer Lendell. I warmed up, but I think we all did that, so that doesn't really happen. We sawed out. |
| 0:38.5 | Lendell, why don't you go ahead, grab a mic? |
| 0:40.5 | Producer Lendell. |
| 0:41.7 | I already said. |
| 0:44.7 | I got a new piece of jewelry last night. |
| 0:46.6 | Yes, you did. |
| 0:47.3 | Yes, you did. |
| 0:49.4 | Congratulations. |
| 0:51.3 | Look at everything. |
| 0:52.5 | That's awesome. |
| 0:53.4 | Congratulations. |
| 1:11.0 | That's cool. You cannot ever play poker, by the way. I was really good at it. I'd be a lot of people. No, you were standing over there as soon as Bert said the teeth, I looked at your face and you were like glowing. Congratulations. Did she plopped her hand on my desk this morning? And I plop my hand on top of hers? |
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