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Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test

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🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Vault: We Put Bert’s Vodka Expertise to the Test

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You're built to win it. Hey, The Bird Show. Hey, Matt, good morning. You're on Q100. How you doing, guys? Good, man. How are you? I'm great. I will be great, actually, when you win this bet with Jeff about the tone difference between vodka.

1:11.4

We got a little bit of a pool running. And I'm on your side, but I think you can do this. You need to make sure it happen. Who do you can do it, man? You all made a bet? Yes, ma'am, we did. Now, do you work at a bar? I do not, actually. I work with a lot of guys who frequent a bar. I work in a warehouse in Smyrna, and we're all waiting for this to happen.

1:44.3

That's awesome. I've got a pool going. What's the bat? It's going down right now because Jeff just brought in four plastic cups of vodka. Great. We'll make it happen. And, you know, if I can win this, maybe I'll throw you a little kickback. What is the bet? Yeah. What's it for? Right now, with the five of us, it is at a little over 100, but we're hoping that the, we're hoping that the sales guys up front can get in on it and, you know, jack it up a little bit. Now, where does he, I didn't hear where he worked. Smurna. A warehouse. A warehouse in Smurna. Just nothing to do with alcohol at all? No. No. Just invested. That's awesome.

2:01.6

And you have, you said that I will be able to tell the difference in Vox? Just nothing to do with alcohol at all? No, no. Just invested. That's awesome.

2:01.6

And you have, you said that I will be able to tell the difference in vodka? Yeah, I'm on your side. There's two of us that are on you, and then three that are on Jeff's side, that there's no way that you'll be able to tell the difference. Okay, let's try this. The theory here, we were talking about this last week. We were talking about restaurant tricks and bar tricks and stuff like that.

2:17.2

And one that really stood out to us was this one.

2:20.6

When you were at a restaurant and you order a

2:23.9

drink and you order a premium vodka, chances are pretty good if you're not watching the bartender

2:29.5

make your drink. If you're at your table, they're just putting a well drink in there anyway. So it's just the generic vodka and not the kettle one and soda that you if you're at your table they're just putting a well drink in there anyway so it's just

2:35.3

the generic vodka and not the kettle one and soda that you think you're getting right right and the trick

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