The Bert Show. Time for some Bert Show self-discovery. Now to the person who called up and said, I can read between the lines and the Bert Show and I can tell they got nothing right now, so they're talking about themselves. That's not true. Huh. Well, not entirely. Not entirely. Here's what we want. We're asking you if you've been a long-term listener or the show. When you read between the lines, what do you hear that we're not saying? Right. Like you see through the smoke screen. Morning, all the hits, Q100. Good morning, everybody. How's it going? T.C. Hey, T.C. What's on? Hey, what's going on? What's going on, dude? A couple of things. The first thing that I pick up one of the most is that Jeff is a big front.

He's really not the big ass that he presents himself to be.

You're wrong?

Okay.

Yeah, part of this is that we're not allowed to agree or disagree or debate. Right. I thought we were not answering. We're just observing. You guys can comment about me because I certainly want to comment about you, but I don't think we can defend. Like, I can't say, no, I am an ass. I don't think we can get defensive about what people observe about us because these are just observations.

Right.

Exactly.

That's why we're not saying anything.

Your perceptions of what you see between the line.

Okay.

The other observation is, Bert, you do not give yourself enough credit.

There were a lot of times that bits would go by on the show and, I mean, we think that they're funny as hell.

And it's like you just beat yourself up about it so bad and and that's that's what I get by listening to you

when you start to apologize to get all you know oh well you know we didn't do such a great job here

there you know but you need to take the credit okay I'd agree with that I would totally agree with that so I need to take more credit. Okay. I'd agree with that. I would tell me. I agree with that.

All right.

So I need to take more credit and just not the ass that he portrays himself out to be. That's right. So I need to be more of an ass and you need to take more credit. You need to take more credit for not being an ass. Okay. Good morning. All the hits, Q100. Good morning.

Hi.

I see something in Jen that I don't know whether anybody else is noticed.

Okay.

And I love Jen.

Sweetheart.

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