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Vault: How To Keep Your Sex Life From Going Stale

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🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: How To Keep Your Sex Life From Going Stale

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.2

So we took a call from Jackie about 20 minutes ago, and she was really concerned.

0:07.2

She's been married five years, and she said that her sex life with her husband has really kind of gotten stale.

0:13.0

And he went out one night to a strip club with a whole bunch of his friends and came back and tapped her on the shoulder and tapped a couple other body parts, too.

0:21.4

And she said it was just awesome, Like something happened there that hasn't happened in years and

0:25.5

years and years. And then a few weeks after that, he went to his strip club again and came home

0:31.4

and things were fantastic again. And she's gotten a little insecure about it. Like he's getting

0:36.5

all turned on by these women and he's coming home and he's having sex with her.

0:39.4

But really what we figured out what we were talking to Jackie was it had very little to do with the strip clubs and just all about routine.

0:46.3

Right.

0:46.6

I think their sex life has gotten boring because neither one of them are really actively doing anything to spice it up between themselves.

0:59.5

And so the only time it's spiced up is when he's gone somewhere else and gotten aroused somewhere else and come home.

1:06.3

So now what we're talking about is how have couples in a long-term relationships kept their, you know, sex life spicy?

1:07.7

Spice.

1:08.3

Spice.

1:11.4

That was in the middle of the word I thought

1:11.8

I've already used spice

1:12.8

What kids can I use?

1:13.9

It sounded like the tape wobble there a little bit

1:16.0

Spice

1:16.9

I'm really not a computer generated

1:18.8

DJ

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