This is The Bird Show. Look, it's just taking us four weeks to get to this point. So finally, we're like, look, we've got to get some pros in on this. And my friend Jason here is a private investigator. Hey Jason, what's going on, man? Good morning, man. And the name of your private investigating firm? I see you security in private investigations. Okay, So I call Jason up on Thursday. I'm like,

dude, you got to help me with something. I don't know if you've been listening to the show or not,

but we've got a case here for you. And it's been going on for four weeks. Can you sort of

help us with it? And I just have to interrupt for a second and say there's two distinct,

you know, a New Yorker and a southerner, their accents make you more legitimate as a PI.

Like his big southern accent makes him sound like a badass, and the only other person could be like thick New York, and that's it.

If you're a PI with a Midwestern accent, you might as well find a good job.

That's true.

I'm not around here, are you?

So initially when I call you, are the thoughts that, like, it's got to be like a drug deal? It's got to be something because the guy's showing up at the same time every single day. Well, that was my first thoughts, too. When I spoke to producer Tracy, I said, you know, is there a creek nearby? Because I figured he may have had some plants or something down there that he was going down to take care of every morning.

But she said, no, there's no creek.

So that's what people do?

They plant drug plants in your creeks?

You know, I don't really know.

I've just heard.

Okay.

You need a water source.

You need some water, shade. You need some water source. I don't know that.

You need some water, some shade. You know, if you go on Wikipedia, you find it all about it. Our mind was going crazy. We didn't know. I mean, we had no idea. Was it a drug? We had no idea at all. Then we started getting nervous that Frankie was putting himself in danger. that he was going to somehow get like injured or shot or beat up or something.

We were like, okay, we need to bring in the real dogs here. So I'm afraid for Frankie. You see why I'm bringing him along. That's right. That's right. Who was your partner? This is Joe. Hey, Joe. Joe's a big dude. Joe doesn't have to say anything. Joe is just beef, man. He's just one big muscle.

He's like a big slab of walking the beef.

Big old boy.

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