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Vault: She believes she can dance better than Kate Gosselin

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🗓️ 13 July 2026

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Vault: She believes she can dance better than Kate Gosselin

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0:00.0

You're on The Bird Show.

0:01.8

And Wendy was busy getting in dancing shape.

0:04.5

Yeah, dancing and soaking my feet in water because there are blisters all over.

0:09.3

I challenged last week because I watched Dancing with the Stars.

0:12.6

I've watched it season after season, and it's one of the best cast ever this season.

0:16.8

And Kay Gosselin's a part of the cast and came in here on Tuesday watching her performance of the jive. And they have, you know, granted, they have a week to learn a jive. And just her effort and her performance just was not great. And it was just not good. So I came in here on Tuesday, raring to go. I'm like, I can do a jive better than Kate Gosselin and learn it in a week and perform it a whole lot better than she can. So I'm doing that this week, but it is a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. And I can see, I can see now the frustration. I can't see it like to the extreme like Kate Gossin, like yelling at her dance partner. But I can see the frustration and learning new steps because I haven't danced before. Kate Goslin has never danced before. And they're literally because I talk to my

0:58.6

teacher, Antonio. You have to say it with a better accent on that. Antonio. Antonio. Antonio. Yeah.

1:05.4

And I was talking with him and he was like, you're literally cramming 50 lessons that you would

1:10.0

normally give somebody

1:11.0

in the matter of a week. Wow. And that's what all the celebrities have to do every week also. Yeah. Right. So now I'm coming in with blisters all over my feet from the shoes and breaking them in and learning this fast dance because the jive is a lot faster than I thought it was. I was like, I can nail this. This is easy. and I'm getting in there and I'm like frustrated.

1:29.3

I'm like stomping around.

1:30.5

Like I can't do this.

1:31.5

I can't nail this. This is easy.

1:29.1

And I'm getting in there and I'm like frustrated.

1:30.2

I'm like stomping around. Like, I can't do this. I can't do this. Do you feel like you're getting it? Yeah. You are? I've learned 30 seconds of the dance. It's got to be a minute 30 when we perform it on Friday. So Friday is performance day. so we're rehearsing every day this week.

1:43.3

We need to bring him in tomorrow.

1:45.1

We could get him in tomorrow.

1:46.1

He definitely come in.

1:47.0

He's so much fun.

1:47.9

He's a great... So Friday is Performance Day, so we're rehearsing every day this week. We need to bring him in tomorrow.

1:45.1

We could get him in tomorrow. He definitely come in. He's so much fun. He's a great dance teacher. I mean, is very patient with me and is teaching me all these fun moves. And I'm really enjoying it at the same time. Are you falling in love with him like they do on Dance On With the Stars? I love Anto. She's already having an affair with him.

2:00.3

Yeah, we went out on Saturday night just to hang out.

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