The Bert Show.

If your company is anything like ours, which is probably not.

Yeah, it's probably not.

We're pretty unique, but this will be similar.

Well, yeah, I mean, we're unique in the fact that it's a radio station,

but I think there are common threads from company to company, and this is one of them.

You know, like when there's been an employee at the radio station for the longest time, and, you know, they're showing some loyalty. Things are going pretty well and all. Put some time in on the radio station. And then just one day out of the blue, you get an email from management, and it's just one line basically saying this dude is never allowed back in the building we got one of those this week well not

even it you don't even get the line where he's not allowed back in the building because then you know

that they did something like that's that's reserved for like the part-time employees if you see him

back in the building please notify management immediately that's somebody who's like angry and gonna

wreck something right right like that's like but there's somebody who's just been know, at their desk and quietly doing their job and then you get the um email that says name is no longer a part of all the hits Q and 100. We wish him well. And that's it. And that was future endeavors. God, I would be so hurt if that was the email that was sent out after years at the company and then that's it.

That's all we got on this guy. It's just one line basically saying we wish him well in

future endeavor. So there's all sorts of speculation and rumor going around the radio station

right now as to what happened to this guy. Exactly. Because it came out of nowhere.

Totally out of nowhere. Nobody still has any idea what's going on with this guy, right?

So we took a look at that email and we all decided yesterday that, you know what, rather than

a one-line email, let's go ahead and make up some stories about our own termination and read

them to each other today. So these would be our potentially

termination emails that the company would send out about us. Then we all drew for different

people. Like I got Jen Hobby. I drew for Melissa Carter. I drew for Mr. Jeff Dollar. And I have burnt.

Super. That's going to hurt. Your's a short. That's going to hurt going to hurt. So these are our emails as we are kind of predicting the way we would get terminated and how the company would present it to the rest of the staff. Right. Who would like to start? I'll go ahead and start with Jeff. Okay. All right. Dear staff, I regret to inform you that Jeff Dollar is no longer employed with the

Birch Show and all the hits Q100.

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