The Bird Show. We've done War of the Roses now for a year and a half, two years, and each week,

it always seems to be a little different than the last. This one, we're dubbing the Osbournes version

of War of the Roses. Hey, Lisa. Hi. How are you, I can already hear the stress. What's going on?

Um, I have issues.

Um, okay.

My boyfriend, we've been together for like about a year.

And the first, maybe about four or five months we were together, he was like, he was messing

around.

He was like basically fucking this, like that works at this restaurant down the street from where we live. Is that her real name? Yeah, that's her name. No, actually, I think her first name is Ganky and... Because that's exactly what she is. Okay. And, you know, she works at, like, I don't know, like, the evil vats or some shit, like, you know, down the street.

And, you know, I don't, I really came home from work one day and, like, caught them in bed together. It's like, it was so bad. I don't even know. Like, it's fucking bitch. And my man just f***ing around on me when I'm at work, like, trying to make the dollar. Do you know what I mean? It's just... Lisa, I'm no psychologist, but I am sensing that there's still some anger.

A little bit.

A little bit.

And I'll tell you why.

This is so f***ed up.

So...

Fitch.

He needs to keep it in his pants, too.

But I saw in his car, a box from the Ablebot.

Okay.

Yeah, like it to go, like a to go back, and it wasn't old.

It was like pretty fresh.

It was like, you know.

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