The Bird Show.

You can listen to the show for 15 minutes and realize that Jeff is evil, but the day that we put the

shock collar on Phil Tarana and had Jeff at the controls was the day that we realized the true

darkness in Jeff Dollar's heart.

We're sitting in my car right outside of a fast food restaurant in Atlanta.

And what's going to happen in about a minute, I'm going to walk in to the restaurant and sit at one of the tables and just look at, you know, newspaper or something like I'm waiting for somebody.

And then once Phil sees me sitting all comfortable, he is going to walk into the restaurant and go up to the counter, and he's going to be on the cell phone with you guys.

Okay.

So you guys, just so you know, we're at Chick-fil-A.

All right.

So place and order with him at the Chick-fil-A.

So you tell him what you want.

Okay.

He will order from the counter.

At random times during that conversation,

I'm going to press the red button on the PetSafe electronic dog training collar,

which he will be wearing around his neck.

Poor thing.

This, I am sure, at the least, will make him stutter. At the most, we'll make him cry out. Or poop his pants. Yeah, or poop his pants. All right. Give me a code word when I hit it the first time. Biscuits. Somebody order hot chocolate. Small hot chocolate. Okay. When you say small hot chocolate, that's not start. All right, then you're on your own. Okay, I'm in the restaurant and I just wave, Phil, and I'm on my way in. I think you guys, okay, Phil's in the restaurant. I think you guys are going to hear the beep. Okay. We'll... I'll turn it over to Phil now and I'm going to listen for the word hot chocolate. Okay, good morning. All right, go ahead and start ordering some stuff for us there. I'm ordering for a bunch of people at work as well. Let me get just the chicken, chicken biscuit. Guys, what would you like? Are they serving waffle fries this early in the morning? Are you serving waffle fries this early in the morning? No. Hash browns. Hash browns. Okay, we'll have three orders of hash browns.

Three orders to hash browns.

A couple of chicken biscuits.

A couple of chicken biscuits.

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