The Bird Show. All right, Jen Hobby, who is Susie? And why do we talk to her from time to time? Well, Susie's your friend who decided to travel the world all by herself. She had enough money saved up, maybe to get married, buy a home. But the marriage thing didn't work out. So she said, you know what? I'm going to spend it on doing what I want to do. I'm going to travel around the world and go see this planet that we live on. And she's doing it all by herself. So we are learning along the way with Susie. We've learned about all kinds of different countries and cultures so far. I think we're all pretty envious of the journey she's taken. So we're following her throughout the world. Bert got her a universal international Verizon wireless cell phone.

So we're getting in touch with her that way all over the world.

And she's sharing with us her experience.

And she's either in a wind tunnel or she's got the phone in her esophagus right now.

Well, close to it, you guys.

I'm on a boat in the Mediterranean.

Oh, nice.

How nice does that sound? Excuse the Mediterranean. Oh, nice.

How nice does that sound?

Excuse the wind.

How nice does that sound?

What kind of boat are you talking about?

It's incredible.

We rented a boat today.

I'm here for my girlfriend's wedding in Sicily. She's marrying a Sicilian guy.

Uh-huh.

We're all out on the boat.

Basically touring the most beautiful ocean I've ever seen. Look at you. You know what? You set the timing on this so perfectly, because there you are with all your friends and stuff. You're like, excuse me while I pull away while I call a radio station in Atlanta and tell them about my travel. Right. I'm an interview because I'm a radio personality. Exactly. I told you guys.

No, it just worked out this way.

The wedding's tomorrow, so we all wanted to go and relax on a boat. And I was like, I hope the phone works out here in the Mediterranean, but it works. So we're in luck. Very cool. Is it like one of those Cadamaran-type deals? It's just all white and just Mediterranean. and I don't know what it is,

but I'm just lying on the back here

in my bikini like, you know, a diva.

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