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Vault: People Confess To Loving Their Pet More Than Their Spouse?!

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🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: People Confess To Loving Their Pet More Than Their Spouse?!

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:02.0

So I had a thought yesterday in talking to J.

0:05.0

That means somebody's gonna be working around here.

0:08.0

No.

0:09.0

Tracy.

0:10.0

Tracy won't even answer my I-Ms anymore because every time I say hi, she knows it's gonna mean two more hours of work.

0:17.0

Here was my thought yesterday, and we have said this now for a while, that it sure

0:22.1

seems weird to us that whenever we come up with the most random phone conversations that we

0:28.2

never think we're going to get any calls on, somebody in the Burt Show listening community

0:33.2

calls up and says, you guys are talking directly at me, and it doesn't matter how strange or how bad or how

0:38.3

good it is right so jen hobby yesterday leaves for vacation and as she's leaving she's like oh

0:45.5

i'm so sad that i'm leaving first of all you know i'm gonna miss tuesday and the drive going on i'm

0:51.9

i feel so guilty about that she rattled off a couple of other things.

0:55.2

Then she's like, and I'm going to miss my dogs.

0:58.1

And then she caught herself and she's like, oh, yeah, and I'm going to miss my husband too.

1:03.8

So here's my question to you guys, because I know there are big time, I mean, rabid and passionate pet lovers, much like Jamie Massey here.

1:12.4

And we would have to use the voice disguiser for this.

1:16.1

And let me give the phone number out.

1:17.4

404-741-105.

1:20.6

If you can honestly look at your life and say,

1:24.7

I love my pet more than I love my spouse. Is there somebody listening? Oh, I'm sure there is. Absolutely. That can publicly say it. Now, we will put you on the voice disguiser. Because you know, like, dog and cat people are freaks. Freaks, freaks, freaks, freaks. I mean, don't say freaks. Well, there are some that, I mean, if you're dressing your pets up at Halloween at Christmas, and you're one of these people were probably talking directly too. Right. I bet we could take that a step further, actually, and people who have divorced their spouse because of a pet. Because there was something going on. Because they didn't like to get, it's the dog or me. Bye. Yeah, that's it.

2:01.2

You're gone.

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