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Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers

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🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Two Women Are Collecting Money on a Corner and She Wants Answers

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

So I have a case of I'm Just Curious.

0:04.0

And if you haven't heard of what I'm just curious it is, it's really something that's none of your business.

0:08.5

But you just want to find out what it is. You're just curious, man. You want to be nosy. You just want to know. But it's really none of your business. Like we had Joanna want to find someone at Tung and Groove, two girls who got in a fight wanted to know what the fight was about.

0:21.3

Jen Hobby was at a bus stop and wanted to know who this woman was who she always saw at the bus stop. So you're just curious about these people and what they're doing and what their business is, but it's really none of yours. So I go to my mom's house a couple of days during the week and just a visit and on this one corner of this intersection

0:39.6

I always pass.

0:41.3

There's always two or three women on it every now and then.

0:45.4

Every, I would say, three to four days out of the week.

0:49.1

And they're standing there at the corners with little containers collecting money.

0:55.9

And I don't know if they are homeless. I don't know why they're standing there at the corners with little containers collecting money. And I don't know if they are homeless. I don't know why they're standing on the corner collecting money because they appear

1:00.6

in different clothes every time I go past the intersection. There are no identifiable signs, need food,

1:07.2

nothing like that. There's no signs. There's nothing begging for money. They're standing on the corners. They're waving at people. They come up to your window, waving at you with this little piece of paper in your hand. So it could be a cause or it could be that they're homeless. It could be. I'm going to put cause in quotations. The cause could be because they're homeless. Right. They need a home. That's the cause. I can't tell you what the cause is, but I just need your money.

1:28.6

Right.

1:28.9

So I got, I mean, I like to give money where I can give money and help people out as much as I can. So I roll down my window and they hand me this piece of paper and it's just like a Bible verse. There's nothing about like what kind of church it is. there's if it's a church at all

1:43.2

or what kind of cause it is.

1:44.7

It's like a little fortune cookie type to you?

1:46.5

It's like a little pocket square. like what kind of church it is. There's, if it's a church at all, or what kind of cause it is.

1:44.7

It's like a little fortune cookie type deal with just like, it's like a little pocket square piece of paper. So pocket square piece of paper with like a Bible verse on it, which is really nice. And they just ask for donations for, I don't know what. I don't know what. I don't know what I'm giving to. But I think if it's in a container.

2:02.1

To help them print those pockets.

2:02.3

Yeah.

2:02.3

It's to help pay their bill of Kinkos where they zero out of I don't know what. I don't know what I'm giving to. But I think if it's in a container.

2:02.1

It's to help them print those pocket.

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