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Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All

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🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Her 21st Birthday Voicemails Say It All

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0:00.0

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad,

0:23.5

and then the next it's, no, actually carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice, and honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now.

0:23.5

Hers connects you your life. That's why weight loss by Hers is getting so much attention right now. Hers connects to you with licensed medical providers who create doctor-developed treatment plans tailored to you.

0:28.8

They offer access to an affordable range of FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, including the Wagobe pill and the Wagobe pen.

0:36.1

It helps regulate your appetite so you eat less

0:38.2

and keep the weight off. If you're ready to reach your goals and want to try something new, visit forehers.com slash Burt to get personalized affordable care that gets you. That's F-O-H-R-H-H-E-R-S.com slash Burt. For-HERS.com slash Burt. Wayless by HERS is not available in all 50 states Wagovi is the registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-slash-S to get started and learn more,

0:55.5

including important safety information, Wagobe is a registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-S-S-S.

0:54.6

Get started and learn more, including important safety information.

0:56.8

Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit for hers.com.

1:00.3

The Bert Show.

1:01.4

Because you can really get away with anything you want.

1:03.3

As a woman on two different occasions, when you turn 21 and when you fast forward to when you get married also.

1:12.9

Like people are just throwing things at free things.

1:15.8

They sit your first class.

1:17.2

You get anything you want the day you get married.

1:19.1

But then reality.

1:20.7

Then it's reality.

1:21.6

That's not the real world.

1:23.5

There's no other time in a woman's life after that.

1:27.3

All right. So before we even get into the voicemails, how do you think this is best?

1:31.1

Do you think you just tell us about the night or should you tell us about the night throughout the entire as I play the cuts?

1:39.5

What was, okay, the first call was it Twisted Taco?

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