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Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!

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🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Vault: This listener STILL didn't listen to our advice!

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0:00.0

You're on the Virtue. Terry is the virtual listener that called us twice last week. She's about to choke on this thing. Well, she's just over-eager to get together with this guy, and we were trying to teach her just to be a little bit more cool. Like, chill a little bit. But she had very strict guidelines not to instant message him without us. I know. Because she proved us that she could not handle it. Yeah, but the difference

0:22.7

sunshine. Yeah. But the difference this weekend used to coming into town. So it was in, you know, we weren't here.

0:28.3

So I'm curious how she handled that because he was right in her backyard. We were her instant message

0:32.8

sponsors. Yes. Yeah. She felt the need. She should have called us. Hey, Terry, good morning. Hi. Hi. If she felt the need, she should have called us.

0:38.8

Hey, Terry, good morning.

0:40.4

Hi.

0:41.0

Hi.

0:42.1

What did you do?

0:43.0

What did you do?

0:43.7

How to go?

0:50.0

Um, I think, you know, I'm not sure yet.

0:50.6

Oh, no.

0:52.0

Yeah.

0:55.1

I didn't, I didn't see him this weekend.

0:56.7

You did or did not?

0:58.0

I did not.

1:00.0

So you had zero contact with him.

1:00.7

That's beautiful then.

1:01.8

Everything's the same as it was.

1:15.6

Well, the thing is, is on Friday, since I didn't know if he was coming or not, I sent him an instant message because he hadn't heard from him.

1:23.7

And I just kind of sent him, like, at the same, you know, I sort of like waited that morning thinking, you know, before work he would mean I am.

1:44.9

And finally, because I was like, I need to make plant, like, you know, I need to, like, know coming or whatever. So you send him and it's a message on Friday morning. Yeah. So I sent him one that it was like, are you coming to Atlanta this weekend? Oh, no. Okay, so we got off the phone with you about this time on Friday. So what time on Friday did you send? No, he to her on Thursday. Oh, we didn't talk to her on Friday?

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