Vault: Everyone's ready for the haunted house, except Melissa.
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. I want to give you guys some insight on what we're doing later on this week. We've been planning on this show for five years now. God bless. And it is finally going to happen. And at least three of us in here are very excited about it. And one is lukewarm at best. No, I'm excited about the whole idea. I'm not excited about what we plan to do while there. Here's what we're going to do. |
| 0:21.3 | We can't tell you where it's going to be because we're convinced if we tell you guys that you'll jack with us. But what we're doing on Thursday night is we're going to record the show from inside of one of the most haunted places in Atlanta. We're not going to tell you where, but we're going to go there and we're going to do the entire show and we'll record it at night time and we're going to play it for you guys on |
| 0:40.6 | Friday morning. So you will get the play of what was going on just a few hours earlier. That's exciting. That's fun. It's like our own paranoia moral activity. We've been excited about it for years, but we've never been able to really to pull it off for whatever reason, right? |
| 0:55.7 | And this is the year that we're going to do it. |
| 0:59.2 | But Melissa's kind of freaked out of us, truly freaked out by some of the stuff we want to do. Well, the thing, okay, going to the haunted house doesn't bother me. Spirits don't bother me. I totally believe in spirits. I believe they're around us all the time. but it's the calling upon them that bothers me. |
| 1:07.5 | One of the things, these guys are going to be so much fun. |
| 1:10.0 | We're going to be in the dark. |
| 1:11.2 | And then we'll get a Ouija board. |
| 1:12.3 | Then we'll get a seance person and we'll do all this stuff. |
| 1:14.4 | And I thought, I won't. them that bothers me. One of the things, these guys are going to be so much fun. We're going to be in the dark. And then we'll get a Ouija board. And then we'll get a seance person and we'll do all |
| 1:14.1 | this stuff. And I thought, I will be in another room if you're going to do a seance. Because it's, I mean, like, yeah, it's one thing because you don't know what you're, because I'm skeptical about the seance thing. I'm skeptical about what you were actually bringing to you. I don't, you know, |
| 1:26.4 | the whole thing, oh, well, I want to talk to my great uncle who passed away and did, da, da, da, well, it's not your great uncle, maybe, that they're calling and getting. And I don't know your great uncle. And I don't know your great uncle. And so I just, you know, the whole thing is being there and there, but I don't want nobody coming. No, no, no. So what are you afraid of, like, the, if we have a seance, I don't want to disrespect the spirits. |
| 1:45.5 | I don't, you know what? |
| 1:46.3 | Wouldn't you be respected them by saying, hey, no. So what are you afraid of, like, the, if we have a seance, I don't want to |
| 1:44.2 | disrespect the spirits. |
| 1:45.5 | I don't, you know what? |
| 1:46.3 | Wouldn't you be respected them by saying, hey, what's up? We're acknowledging you and we just want to hang out. It's no more disrespectful than, like, if you walk by the conference room, let's say everybody from Rock was in there going, Melissa, come forth. You would find it a little weird, but you wouldn't be disrespected by it. |
| 2:02.0 | I think if I'm like a ghost, I'm like, cool, man. |
| 2:04.1 | That's just how I feel. come forth. You would find it a little weird, but you wouldn't be disrespected by it. |
| 2:02.0 | I think if I'm like a ghost, I'm like, cool, man. That's just how I feel. I'm like, I'm in another room. I feel or I'm going to watch y'all do it, but I'm not participating no sound. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't understand the fear in that part of it. because you don't know what you're calling to you. |
| 2:18.1 | But it's going to be around you anyway. |
| 2:20.0 | Yeah, going to a haunted house yeah there's going to be spirits there the spirits that are there with that communicating with you but you're going to be you're being calling all kinds of stuff in i i i just that's just how i feel i just you'd rather not know they're there. No, I know. I know they're there. |
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