Vault: Their first date ended before it started
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🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show |
| 0:01.1 | This was Marlene before we all left for vacation. |
| 0:04.0 | I haven't had a relationship in about two years. |
| 0:07.4 | I've had really, really hard time meeting good guys. |
| 0:10.3 | So I started online dating on Match. |
| 0:13.1 | We've been talking for a couple weeks now, |
| 0:16.5 | and we talk pretty much every day and we text and stuff during the day. |
| 0:19.7 | But we haven't actually met in person yet. Oh, that's pretty cool. So it's a blind date on Christmas. We've talked on the camera phone, you know, on MacChats. Okay. But I mean, technically, no, we haven't met in person. I would think that there is, that's like a zero pressure date really right there. Because you guys both have the commonality you |
| 0:38.1 | don't agree with Wendy what's okay what's going on sorry we had broken equipment go ahead |
| 0:42.3 | did it just fall yeah the microphone just fell my microphone just fell in her lap it literally fell on my |
| 0:48.6 | lap so I'm holding it okay go ahead sorry I feel like I'm about to kill you last the primer up radio I feel like I'm about to I feel you're about to sing a song for y'all |
| 0:58.0 | I feel like you're hosting a game show |
| 1:02.0 | I know, all right, I'm sorry |
| 1:03.0 | I'm sorry, Marlene. |
| 1:05.0 | I'm good, I'm good right now. |
| 1:07.0 | Marlene, Marlene. |
| 1:08.0 | I would think that the pressure here would be off, really, |
| 1:10.0 | because you have the commonality of both being alone on Christmas. |
| 1:13.6 | So at least we get to hang out together. Right. And we're with somebody. And they had seen each other before. She said they did the Mac chat thing, and they had done, you know, the video chat thing, and they had been talking online for a while. So it wasn't complete and total blind date, but this is first face-to-face meeting, which is really, I think, exciting and kind of cool. |
| 1:30.4 | Hey, Marlene. |
| 1:31.4 | Hey. online for a while. So it wasn't complete and total blind date, but this is first face-to-face meeting, |
| 1:28.1 | which is really, I think, exciting and kind of cool. Hey, Marlene. Hey, good morning. How are you? Hi. I'm good. How are you guys? Good. You didn't have that initial shock that Jen is talking about because I think a whole bunch of dudes put like pictures up of what they looked like 25 years ago. or completely different guys |
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